nocomo

verb -- "non-commital-make-out (session)" -- intimate behaivor with no strings attached. see booty call

"i had a nocomo with mindy last nite"

by irie September 16, 2003

NoComment

NoComment is a term used to avoid conversation, incriminating, conflict, arguments.

My girl asked me who ate the last crab leg, I replied NoComment!

The police came over asking about a shooting, I looked at the officers and stated NoComment.

Dray, did you cheat on me; NoComment

by Mr.OVERWIT April 28, 2020

nohomophobes.com

A new website created by faggots for faggots that monitors allegedly homophobic language on Twitter -- specifically words such as "faggot," "poofter", "queer", "so gay," "no homo," and "dyke".

"Dude you are such a fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter! Like seriously, what guy talks about sucking another guy's cock? That is so gay it is gay beyond all belief. Like seriously, no amount of no homo is enough." - is the sort of stuff that nohomophobes.com tracks.

by kam75xx October 21, 2021

noromo

1. Shorthand for "no romance."
2. A person who prefers a platonic relationship between two characters, particularly Dana Scully and Fox Mulder on the X-Files.

antonym: shipper

"Mulder and Scully naked and humping each other?" said the aghast noromo. "How about... no."

by queebuck July 7, 2005

Nohomo Erectus

The scientific term used to explain the phenomenon during which a heterosexual male achieves an erection while in the company of one of his male friends. This may only occur while engaging in all-male activities.

Also see broner

As a young adult getting a piggy back ride from my uncle, I achieved a nohomo erectus.

by LMBH Factory November 5, 2011

Pierre McGuire, Nohomo

nohomo is a phrase that is uttered after a person, often unintentionally, makes a statement or action which, out of context, may seem homosexual in nature.

Pierre McGuire, the queen of NBC, has become known as a gay icon in an otherwise completely straight world. His use of giddy hyperbole in reference to a players abilities or traits, seldom using the phrase 'nohomo', has contributed to his name itself becoming a 'homosexual utterance' and so when mentioned in conversation by a straight man, must be followed by 'nohomo' to ensure said man's sexual orientation.

Use of Pierre's name without 'nohomo' is enough to make the boys question your lifestyle.

Marty: Man, did you hear what Pierre Mcguire, nohomo, said last night?
Doug: Yea dude, Pierre, nohomo, is a total boneshow for anyone in skates.

by WesleySnipez88 June 30, 2012

Nohomobro

"Nohomobro" refers to the act of doing something that could be viewed as homosexual but in reality isn't or has no homosexual purpose behind it. As a result, the person doing the act simply says "Nohomobro" and the action is thus deemed "non-homosexual" when used reasonably.

1) Fred had to weigh in naked to make weight in wrestling and his friend Joe happened to be in the locker room
-Joe "Aww dude, that's gay!"

-Fred "Hey, Nohomobro."

2) A doctor is giving his patient a prostate exam, he says: "Nohomobro"

3)Your friend says a funny joke and you reply after laughing "I love you dude!" followed with a "Nohomobro."

by geo-nohomobro December 24, 2009