nober

Nober is a self-invented word used to describe a penis when it is not erect. Nober derives from "no boner" or boner with the B and N switched.

My nober is three inches but my boner is seven.

by ShoopKiller August 29, 2004

nober

the complete opposite of sober. its like being completely shitfaced, or piss drunk.

"are you sober?"
"naw man. I'm completely nober."

by mewmewkachoo December 05, 2011

Nober

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Acker: Hey have you ever asked your, wheres my shoe? This is the cheese machine!
Wilson: Holy shit lets go nober it up negro!

by Penis> I wrote That October 30, 2010

Lober on me nober

It’s well... sucking dick. Quick and fast yknow .

Her- what do you want me to do?
You- slober on me nober NOW
Her- ok

by Jayde is ... November 25, 2020