nober

Nober is a self-invented word used to describe a penis when it is not erect. Nober derives from "no boner" or boner with the B and N switched.

My nober is three inches but my boner is seven.

by ShoopKiller August 29, 2004

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nober

the complete opposite of sober. its like being completely shitfaced, or piss drunk.

"are you sober?"
"naw man. I'm completely nober."

by mewmewkachoo December 5, 2011

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Acker: Hey have you ever asked your, wheres my shoe? This is the cheese machine!
Wilson: Holy shit lets go nober it up negro!

by Penis> I wrote That October 30, 2010

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