nober 

Nober is a self-invented word used to describe a penis when it is not erect. Nober derives from "no boner" or boner with the B and N switched.

My nober is three inches but my boner is seven.

nober by ShoopKiller August 29, 2004

nober 

the complete opposite of sober. its like being completely shitfaced, or piss drunk.

"are you sober?"
"naw man. I'm completely nober."

nober by mewmewkachoo December 5, 2011

Nober 

The act of becoming enrolled in a Turkish Prison, thus creating a uncover secret identity in which you have graduated from Harvard University while at band camp. Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner,Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, they all died!

Acker: Hey have you ever asked your, wheres my shoe? This is the cheese machine!
Wilson: Holy shit lets go nober it up negro!

Nober by Penis> I wrote That October 30, 2010

Lober on me nober

It’s well... sucking dick. Quick and fast yknow .

Her- what do you want me to do?
You- slober on me nober NOW
Her- ok

Lober on me nober by Jayde is ... November 24, 2020

nobelium uranium 

A masterfully crafted response to the famously deadly "you mom gay" roast.
Believed to be forged by the finest of roasters, possibly even a level 3 sound cloud rapper.

Nobelium & Uranium are both elements. Nobelium's symbol is "No" and Uranium's is "U".
Combined, they make the response "No U".
Not only is "No U" an effective reply to any roast, but in this form it reflects your intelligence and can make their stupidity known, amplifying the affect of the response, ruining their career if used effectively.

12 year old COD gamer: "yo'ure mom gay"
You, blessed with an IQ of 5000: "Nobelium Uranium"
12 year old COD gamer: "Wtf bro"
- *12 year old COD gamer left the game*

nobelium uranium by Foxzes February 26, 2018

Kugisaki Nobara

The baddest bitch to ever exist, you cannot top her and thats final.

"Who tf is kugisaki nobara?"
"get tf away from me we cant be friends"

Kugisaki Nobara by jjkbrainrot March 16, 2021

nooberdouche 

someone that is such a noob that they are also a douche

(to a noob): GTFO dude, you are a nooberdouche.

nooberdouche by seb and mike January 2, 2009