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Nober is a self-invented word used to describe a penis when it is not erect. Nober derives from "no boner" or boner with the B and N switched.

My nober is three inches but my boner is seven.

nober by ShoopKiller August 29, 2004

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nober

the complete opposite of sober. its like being completely shitfaced, or piss drunk.

"are you sober?"
"naw man. I'm completely nober."

nober by mewmewkachoo December 5, 2011

Related Words

nober • Noberend • Nobergite • Noberini • noberto • Nobertunity • Lober on me nober • No'Bert • nobber • nobar

Nober

The act of becoming enrolled in a Turkish Prison, thus creating a uncover secret identity in which you have graduated from Harvard University while at band camp. Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner,Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, Boner, they all died!

Acker: Hey have you ever asked your, wheres my shoe? This is the cheese machine!
Wilson: Holy shit lets go nober it up negro!

Nober by Penis> I wrote That October 30, 2010

Lober on me nober

It’s well... sucking dick. Quick and fast yknow .

Her- what do you want me to do?
You- slober on me nober NOW
Her- ok

Lober on me nober by Jayde is ... November 24, 2020

nobelium uranium

A masterfully crafted response to the famously deadly "you mom gay" roast.
Believed to be forged by the finest of roasters, possibly even a level 3 sound cloud rapper.

Nobelium & Uranium are both elements. Nobelium's symbol is "No" and Uranium's is "U".
Combined, they make the response "No U".
Not only is "No U" an effective reply to any roast, but in this form it reflects your intelligence and can make their stupidity known, amplifying the affect of the response, ruining their career if used effectively.

12 year old COD gamer: "yo'ure mom gay"
You, blessed with an IQ of 5000: "Nobelium Uranium"
12 year old COD gamer: "Wtf bro"
- *12 year old COD gamer left the game*

nobelium uranium by Foxzes February 26, 2018

Kugisaki Nobara

The baddest bitch to ever exist, you cannot top her and thats final.

"Who tf is kugisaki nobara?"
"get tf away from me we cant be friends"

Kugisaki Nobara by jjkbrainrot March 16, 2021

nooberdouche

someone that is such a noob that they are also a douche

(to a noob): GTFO dude, you are a nooberdouche.

nooberdouche by seb and mike January 2, 2009

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026