nobald

A cool name for people that are bald but are scared to admit it

Bob:omg wait are you bald?!?!

Adam:nooo im not bald im nobald

nobald by Dutch magma December 31, 2020

Nobaddy 

The lowest form of human life possible.

As general a term as this is, the universal relationship between all nobaddies is that all of them fail to 'do they own thang.' This means they fail to listen to their own preferences (such as clothes, music, and hobbies) as they are more concerned with others. They follow the rules set before them. Nobaddies conform in every which way so long as they feel they belong.

He fails to listen to that voice inside that says something like 'I wanna dress like James Bond.' and instead wears a polo with popped collars, sunglasses too big for his midget head, and flipflops that won't help him at all if he were to get into a fight. And the nobaddy won't be able to run away from the confrontation without losing a flipflop. Nobaddies...

The fundamental principle in distinguising a nobaddy is the 'thang factor.' Is he/she doin' his/her own thang? Or just trying to do everybaddy elses? Nobaddies are quite sleezy in this sense. The secondary principle would be realness. A nobaddy will stretch the truth if it means an entrance into the pearly gates of fame. If you don't want to be a nobaddy then remember this old saying that has died in these times: Word is bond. There's an element of reality that a nobaddy fails to see.

The origins of this term: A pure man by the name of Dominik Sikora once pointed out to me that I pronounced the word 'nobody' as 'nobaddy.' I had never noticed until then and the term had eventually evolved into this term today.

Somebaddy: hey listen ya nobaddy, whats with you having conversations on facebook? you dont got msn?

Nobaddy: theyre conversations with hot girls

Somebaddy: you datin' any of 'em?

Nobaddy: seeing how i had a party saturday and they came, and i definately got farther with them then u will ever in ur entire life, so im out peace

Somebaddy: you should go out with one of them then

Nobaddy: i even stayed sober for a chick dumbass

Somebaddy: datin' her?

Nobaddy: im out peace

Somebaddy: youre a nobaddy

Nobaddy by Ryan Jackson August 6, 2007

nobalee 

Nobalee is a name of beauty and she has the most biggest heart you will ever see no one should hurt a Nobalee but she still gets hurt she does love and when she does she doesn’t lie about it she is ver stubborn yet sweet she says what’s on her mind she does not beat around the bush but she has a pretty kind heart and cares

Nobalee is very truthful

nobalee by Nobalee October 19, 2017

Nobal 

Nobal is the best friend you can ever have. He could be a trouble maker but will always have your back. He could pull all the ladies and you don’t know why.

Nobal is my best friend.

Nobal by Leandro Amaro November 8, 2020

Chodie noballs 

Can be a person, or thing with a small (if any) dick, and no balls.

Did you hear Tim pussied out? yeah, hes a chodie noballs.

Chodie noballs by Mike Tipping July 9, 2010

Noballs 

(Proper Noun) An extreme butt hole of a human being. Will often claim to be a straight male but is known to be either a gay or bisexual male, or, more likely, a lesbian with an overgrown clitoris. Derived from the proper noun Noble, when used as a name. Is often seen to be wearing two faces, neither of them pretty, crying over his own patheticness to anyone who will listen, and trying to persuade his ex that she would be better with him than with the son of God himself.

Ha, look, here comes Tommy Noballs! He suffers with distinct lack of genitalia!

Noballs by 69flowerchild69 October 15, 2008

Noballs 

Similar to snowballs; out of nowhere an unexpected, unpleasant event occurs when least expected the noballer smacks you right in the face for no good reason. Often performed by wussies and cowards who then run away, never to appear again.

Noballs- A man who stands a woman up for no good reason and doesn't respond to texts or calls.

Noballs by Baffled and confused January 11, 2011