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noassitol
A person, usually female, who lacks the appropriate amount of musculature in the gluteus maximus, i.e. (s)he has nor booty. Bastardization of "no ass at all". Although this word sounds like a medication for an ailment (perhaps this very one), it is used to describe the condition. Antonym: junk in the trunk or simply " J in the T"
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noassitosis
noassitosis by wassup11111110 May 24, 2016
Nopussitis
When someone has not gotten laid in a while, and tend to start thinking that all the women/men they previously thought were ugly are now very physically appealing/dime piece.
Konner: I used to think that sarah wasn't hot, but i was wrong.
Quinn: When is the last time you got laid?
Konner: A few months
Quinn: I think you are suffering from severe Nopussitis...
Quinn: When is the last time you got laid?
Konner: A few months
Quinn: I think you are suffering from severe Nopussitis...
Nopussitis by MR. Pennington June 13, 2012
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nissitissit middle school by Ftbsimout April 17, 2017
Nossimistic
Nossimistic by Nossimistic January 26, 2022
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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