No ways!

Expression used in mock-disbelief. Synonym for:
Wow! I don't believe it! Really?

Generally meant as an expression of delight, but occasionally also used to express shock.

See also: no way

"You won? No ways! That's fantastic!"

"She shot him? No ways, man, when? Is he dead?"

No ways! by Xaviana December 1, 2003

Feel no ways 

To not give a single fuck about something; Not to care about what just happened.

I feel no ways about school. (I don't care about school)

I felt no ways knocking down those pylons. (I didn't care when I knocked down those pylons.

Feel no ways by Real TO September 18, 2014

Noways 

adv. Informal

In no way or degree; nowise.

"I Don't Feel Noways Tired, I Came Too Far From Where I Started From. Nobody, Told Me That The Road Would Be Easy, But I Don't Believe He Brought Me This Far To Leave me"

- Hillary Rodham Clinton, March 2007, quoting Rev. Dr. James Cleveland

Noways by Garinol April 4, 2009

nowayskis 

for when a moment of shock happens

a spicy way of saying ‘no way!’

person 1: oh no! that child just jumped off stealth at thorpe park!
person 2: nowayskis

nowayskis by CarribeanPrince September 6, 2021

nowaysemdroped 

A large member of the Raptok community (also known as furry.chief.keef.) who is a fat and moronic coomer who has been under fire for sexually assaulting a minor and has had the messages proclaiming these accusations released by the public. He also posts about committing sexual crimes against music artists, stuffed animals, and anime girls. He is Mexican, but still says the N word for some reason. He is blatantly racist as well, commonly using the phrase “minority” as an insult. Nowaysemdroped must be stopped at any cause, leaving him dead or alive.

Person 1: Hey did you see the new nowaysemdroped video?

Person 2: Do you mean the one with evidence of him sexually assaulting a minor?

Person 1: Yeah, that’s the one.

nowaysemdroped by Soodonim August 23, 2022