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No step on snek 

A term commonly used by American Patriots to convey a warning to the opposition, both foreign and domestic, to tread carefully.
Jerry: I am going to go take your personal property away.
Sam: NO STEP ON SNEK!!!!
Jerry: Oh sh*t. Sam wasnt kidding about protecting his stuff.

No step on snek 

The definition used by the most patriotic humans on God's green Earth. NSOS can refer to any human both foreign and domestic that has a problem with having their God given rights stripped from them. However, is most recognized in the U.S.A. NSOS is derived from the "Don't tread on me" Gadsden flag: a yellow colored flag with a snake in the center- clearly meaning there are consequences when attempting to overtake or overthrow another human being, entity, company, or alike.
See: Claymore Roomba
See: Fuck around and find out
Scumbag 1- "Hey, let's go rob that fool's house.
Scumbag 2-"I wouldn't do that. There's a No Step On Snek flag hanging from his roof."
Scumbag 1- "It's a kid-drawing of a poorly drawn snake and grass. I'm going without you."
*Scumbag 1 has left the chat and reduced to pink mist due to being claymore roomba'd*
Scumbag 2- "Guess he fucked around and found out."

No Step on Snek 

A parody the Gadsden flag—ie the “don’t tread on me” flag—typically used by people making fun of the patriot movement.
“Look at those goofy ass clowns with their No Step on Snek flags.”

No Step on Snek 

A parody the Gadsden flag—ie the “don’t tread on me” flag—typically used by people making fun of the patriot movement.
“Look at those goofy ass clowns with their No Step on Snek flags.”

There's no step three! 

A reference to a late 90s TV ad for iMac, where Jeff Goldblum detailed "three easy steps to connect to the internet", then realised that he had been a fool and that there was no step three.
Bill: Hey Eric, how can I arouse myself?
Eric: Step 1: Pull down your pants.
Step 2: Jack off until you cum.
Step 3: There's no step three!
Bill: Thanks!

tijuana no-step 

I went to Mexico and drank a ton of unbottled water and got the tijuana no-step.

Fuck. Those burritos gave me the tijuana no-step.

Get out of my way! I have the tijuana no-step!
tijuana no-step by kringer June 8, 2019
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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