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no-shitter

An incredibly obvious statement.
Human 1: "I think that some of Criss Angel's tricks might be staged."
Human 2: "Whoa, you just threw a no-shitter!"
no-shitter by anothermoron April 25, 2008

no-shitter

An object that induces a "no shit" situation.
no-shitter by noarriving October 12, 2010

Pinching a no shitter 

Not having the time to take a shit all day even though you know you have to. Or if there is not a place to take a shit.

When you are on a first date and you know you can't excuse yourself to take the kids to the pool.

When you are riding with your boss all day and know you can't ask your boss to pull over so you can have a shit.

On your first day at the new office when you can't ask the receptionist or your new boss where the bathroom is only to be gone for 20 minutes dropping the bomb.
I was up against two deadlines and had meetings throughout the day - I had to drop a deuce but I knew I would be pinching a no shitter which made me sweat and my guts quiver.

pitching a no-shitter 

This occurs when one takes a shit which passes cleanly through the rectum without leaving any smeared shit in the ass-crack. Upon wiping, one will find their toilet paper spotless.....no muss no fuss
Damn it's a good thing I was pitching a no-shitter in there...we are out of fucking Charmin !

Honk Kong no-shitter 

A seemingly unbelievable event, that is indeed true and verifible by credible persons.
John: Did Mike really eat 6 pounds of uncooked pasta?
Dave: Yep, saw the whole thing, a real Hong Kong no-shitter.

Pinching a No-Shitter 

To go all day without taking a shit, in reference to baseball's "pitching a no hitter".
John was so busy at work today, he was pinching a no-shitter.
Pinching a No-Shitter by jhook October 25, 2012
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