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unprotected sex with a pregnant slut, who's carrying another man's baby, and cumming inside her.
Todd: how'd it go last night?
Steve: stopped by this girl's house, pitched a no hitter.
Todd: a "no hitter?"
Steve: yeah, i slung a pint of my pearl jam into a stupid pregnant bitch.
no hitter by Schuyler The Liar October 5, 2010

No Hitter. 

A girl or male whom does not wish to have sex, nor wishes to have any other for of sexual relations.
"Man, you know that girl Christine?"
"Yeah bro?"
"She No Hitter."

"Damn."

Pitching-a-no-hitter 

When a dominate gay male has sex with 27 men in a row without cumming.
Aaron will never be caught pitching-a-no-hitter, however Max is an All Star pitcher.

Pitched a no-hitter 

When a guy is in a relationship with a girl and he doesn't hit her and due to his refrain the relationship doesn't work out.
Tim what's so crushed over breaking up with Kelly he just didn't understand what went wrong in their relationship, confiding in a friend he told him he loved her he never hit her. Tim's friend told him, ' that's the reason you guys never worked out, you pitched a no-hitter."
An alternate version of the phrase "no homo", used when a person simply states a fact, but seems to be enforcing an offencive steriotype, mostly used after a sentence about people of the Jewish faith.
Steven: Oh fuck, a black guy just stole my car!
Michael: Dude, are you just assuming that he's black, that's racist!
Steven: No, I actually saw him, so, no hitler bro.
No Hitler by RakeshCristoval May 22, 2015
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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