No-Hitter

Noun; A jackoff who tries to play blackjack, but refuses to hit any hand that he may bust with.

The dealer was showing a 10 and he had a hard 12, but he still wouldn't hit the hand. What a fucking no-hitter.

by Your mom February 19, 2004

no hitter

unprotected sex with a pregnant slut, who's carrying another man's baby, and cumming inside her.

Todd: how'd it go last night?
Steve: stopped by this girl's house, pitched a no hitter.
Todd: a "no hitter?"
Steve: yeah, i slung a pint of my pearl jam into a stupid pregnant bitch.

by Schuyler The Liar October 5, 2010

No Hitter.

A girl or male whom does not wish to have sex, nor wishes to have any other for of sexual relations.

"Man, you know that girl Christine?"
"Yeah bro?"
"She No Hitter."

"Damn."

by Bro-Dude Caarl May 3, 2016

Pitching-a-no-hitter

When a dominate gay male has sex with 27 men in a row without cumming.

Aaron will never be caught pitching-a-no-hitter, however Max is an All Star pitcher.

by weeny bubble August 26, 2010

Pitched a no-hitter

When a guy is in a relationship with a girl and he doesn't hit her and due to his refrain the relationship doesn't work out.

Tim what's so crushed over breaking up with Kelly he just didn't understand what went wrong in their relationship, confiding in a friend he told him he loved her he never hit her. Tim's friend told him, ' that's the reason you guys never worked out, you pitched a no-hitter."

by Shage VanDyk July 25, 2025

No Hitler

An alternate version of the phrase "no homo", used when a person simply states a fact, but seems to be enforcing an offencive steriotype, mostly used after a sentence about people of the Jewish faith.

Steven: Oh fuck, a black guy just stole my car!
Michael: Dude, are you just assuming that he's black, that's racist!
Steven: No, I actually saw him, so, no hitler bro.

by RakeshCristoval May 22, 2015