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No Parking Zone 

1) When a man is about to nail a woman anally but finds, to his dismay, that there is already a butt-plug situated in the confines of her anal region. She is a No Parking Zone

2) A helpful reminder that women in this state can wear on a sign around their necks
1) John (in his head): "Oh boy, I think I can sneak my Johnson in her ass tonight!" Upon finding a butt-plug conveniently (for Sarah) located in her shitter, he exclaims: "Aww! This bitch has a no parking zone!"

2) Steven: O dude! I would love to stick my custard-launcher into her butt!
Kareem: Hate to burst your bubble bro, but she has a "no parking zone" sign on her neck.
Steven: aww man. o well, lets smoke some bud
Kareem: That's the spirit!

No Parking on Grand 

When a girl no longer has any space in all her holes during a gang bang.
"I tried to stink in in Stacy but there was No Parking on Grand!"
No Parking on Grand by Thicc nugg January 13, 2021

no parking overnight 

When a person is considered too frumpish to stay the night, such a sign should be erected.

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No Porking Way 

When you are feeling "Wowed" about something that astonished you!!!!!!!!
(In extreme situations the "G" will disappear then will become "NO PORKIN WAY"..also can be explained with three pig emojis đŸ·đŸ·đŸ·)
Kyle : "do you eat cardboard"
Dad: "No porking way"
Kyle: "yes porking way"
No Porking Way by Noporkingway.com November 8, 2019
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