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no-motion
1. A promotion without a raise or bonus.
2. During the recession of 2009, employers have embarked on a new trend of giving promotions to employees (e.g. by adding more responsibility to their current position or new job title) but not giving the employee any monetary compensation for it (e.g. no raise, no bonus).
2. During the recession of 2009, employers have embarked on a new trend of giving promotions to employees (e.g. by adding more responsibility to their current position or new job title) but not giving the employee any monetary compensation for it (e.g. no raise, no bonus).
no-motion by butterfingas September 11, 2009
Word of the Day on September 13, 2009
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no-motion • The No Motion • no • No u • no homo • No Diddy • No Nut November • no cap • no ur • no bitch
No-Motion
The No Motion
When a guy is so good in bed all he has to do is lay on top of a girl with his dick inside her and she cums.
The No Motion by Bobbycee July 28, 2014
Nomotion
Nomotion: When you get more responsibility and/or duties at work, but no pay raise and no change in your title.
nomotion
The backhanded bitch cousin of the promotion. You get more work, responsibilities, and pressure but no pay increase or benefits.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
nomotion
I cleaned up 3 loads of vomit at work and then asked for more tasks, got an "allstar" award and nothing else.
Was expecting a promotion but instead got a nomotion.
Was expecting a promotion but instead got a nomotion.
nomotion by A complete asshole. October 3, 2009
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