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kinda like noscoping in a game but you get oral and when your ready to cum you stand up scream no hands take it out and let the cum find its own path , you get bonus points if most of it hits her...
dude:im about ready to cum girl: mhm guy:(stands up) no hands! . dude: sorry about your shirt , rug , hair etc...
no hands! by davidcoey November 6, 2010
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no hands 

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performing an activity without the use of the hands
Why does Rover keep licking himself?
Because he has no hands.
no hands by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

no hands 

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When someone has no street fighting skills at all.
Bluhd, that nigga Jose got his ass beat, he got no hands!

She hella weak, she has no hands.
no hands by Payme! November 30, 2009

No Hands 

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Trying to take off someone’s belt with only using your teeth because you were told you couldn’t use hands
Luke was taking off liz’s belt with no hands
No Hands by Taylor Swift1234 January 26, 2019

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the absolute best way to get a blowjob. if you're in the middle of a blowjob and want to increase the feeling tell the bitch "no hands" your eyes will immediately roll to the back of your head and your throat will release a long but quiet "awwwwwwwwwwh"
(during a blowjob)

head doctor: how's that feel?

dude: it feels good, but could be better.

head doctor: what do u want me to do?

dude: no hands bitch, no hands...

head doctor: like that?

dude: (eyes rolled back) no words bitch, no words...awwwwwwwwh...
no hands by AL-B in the 313 February 25, 2007

no hands 

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Feline mascot of B3TA.com. No Hands is a cute lil' kitten with a multitute of talents.
"Look, I just 'shopped No Hands fisting Tony Blair"
no hands by Miles Pieri January 20, 2004

No Hands 

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The art of wanking and/or doing things without using hands, mastered only by few and often confused with the force
No Hands by Nitro1360 February 23, 2007
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