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No I’m ain’t

Your ironic response when someone accuses you of being redneck or trashy
Kyle: you are white trash and dumb
You: no I’m ain’t! I went to high skool!
No I’m ain’t by Dombeast1 April 4, 2021

No I’m ain’t

Your ironic response when someone accuses you of being redneck or trashy
Kyle: you are white trash and dumb
You: no I’m ain’t! I went to high skool!
No I’m ain’t by Dombeast1 April 4, 2021

No I'm not

You can't tell the difference between a position you've agreed with you consorts to take and you are hoping that your audience can't do the same IN THE SAME EXACT WAY you can't tell the difference between you God being real and your God not being real or you can't tell whether or not you're a piece of shit.
Hym "So no I'm not. You have taken the position 'Everything you said but about you.' So you can sneak my work out the back door. It's burglary what you are doing and burglary that is going to cost you."
No I'm not by Hym Iam September 25, 2025

No I'm not the imposter

And you can tell because one of us is stalling and the other is demanding that you hurry the fuck up.
Hym Iam "No I'm not the imposter. You are saying that knowing full-well that I am not. I don't know what you are covering for him because his response to this was to lie and make shit up and I was telling the truth, right all along about everything that was, is, and was going to happen, we all watched me be right in real time and what they are doing now is trying to do as much reputation damage as possible and hope that that will supercede the fact that I was right and that they were lying and making shit up to be an obstacle over a conflation they knew I was making cynically and over moral alignment that is irrelevant and a burden of proof I do not have to meet."

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon 

A phrase made by Tyler The Creator. A celebritiy and rapper. He made this phrase up with kelly clancy's daughter chloe. This is just an inside joke!
Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

Oh no I'm scared 

Feeling like a funny but unsuspected think is about to happen
Someone: 'grabs a knife'

Other: "oh no I'm scared"

Other: 'dies'
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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