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Nonged
1. When you think a confrontation is near with a small group of people but a large group of people show up instead
2. Running away from a confrontation with the law
2. Running away from a confrontation with the law
Billy just got nonged, he thought we was finna fight Fred but Fred brought a squad of 15
Bruh he just nonged the fuck out of there
Bruh he just nonged the fuck out of there
Nonged by nongs thai cuisine May 15, 2018
Nonge
Nonge by squeeks&tarzan January 13, 2011
Nonger
A 'silly' person. It is used as a more harsh form of 'idiot' but not quite as offensive as implying they have some form of mental retardation. It is a mild level insult basically.
Dillan: Do you want cheese or ham in your sandwich?
Jack: Cheese please.
(Dillan puts ham in the sandwich)
Jack: (Upon realising there is ham in the sandwich) Oh Dillan you nonger.
Jack: Cheese please.
(Dillan puts ham in the sandwich)
Jack: (Upon realising there is ham in the sandwich) Oh Dillan you nonger.
Nonger by Jack (JAM) April 11, 2008
Nongenue
An actress who doesn't get the ingenue (aka romantic pretty-girl main-character) roles, but ends up playing the wierd or kooky character every time. Also just girls in real life who never get to be considered the sweet popular one, but who are actually more fun because they're hilarious.
"We're not going to let you audition for the part of Juliet. You're really more of a Nongenue. We're going to cast you as her fat nurse."
Nongenue by Esme Clark April 29, 2005
Nonger
1. A less harsh word for fuckwit, dick, idiot, and all other offensive terms refering to someone who is being silly.
It is also a less serious term, therefore sounding less offensive, and because of the ridiculous sound of the word, it can be taken more lightly.
2. Can be used to refer to the male's genital
It is also a less serious term, therefore sounding less offensive, and because of the ridiculous sound of the word, it can be taken more lightly.
2. Can be used to refer to the male's genital
E.g. 1
Boy "Did you know I can skull a whole sack of goon in five minutes?"
Girl "That's not even cool, you nonger!"
E.g. 2
Girl "Did you see how big his nonger was?"
Boy "Did you know I can skull a whole sack of goon in five minutes?"
Girl "That's not even cool, you nonger!"
E.g. 2
Girl "Did you see how big his nonger was?"
Nonger by bearcakes91 May 14, 2009
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