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A 'silly' person. It is used as a more harsh form of 'idiot' but not quite as offensive as implying they have some form of mental retardation. It is a mild level insult basically.
Dillan: Do you want cheese or ham in your sandwich?

Jack: Cheese please.

(Dillan puts ham in the sandwich)

Jack: (Upon realising there is ham in the sandwich) Oh Dillan you nonger.
Nonger by Jack (JAM) April 11, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
1. A less harsh word for fuckwit, dick, idiot, and all other offensive terms refering to someone who is being silly.
It is also a less serious term, therefore sounding less offensive, and because of the ridiculous sound of the word, it can be taken more lightly.

2. Can be used to refer to the male's genital
E.g. 1
Boy "Did you know I can skull a whole sack of goon in five minutes?"
Girl "That's not even cool, you nonger!"

E.g. 2
Girl "Did you see how big his nonger was?"
Nonger by bearcakes91 May 14, 2009
Related Words
Nonger nongerss nogger Noner nonversation ninger Nooger nangers nunger nodger
No Longer /Not at the moment/Cant Anymore
Yeah ma ting init I can nonger pay mah bills
Nonger by L Slang May 12, 2017
1. When you think a confrontation is near with a small group of people but a large group of people show up instead
2. Running away from a confrontation with the law
Billy just got nonged, he thought we was finna fight Fred but Fred brought a squad of 15
Bruh he just nonged the fuck out of there
Nonged by nongs thai cuisine May 15, 2018

nonversation 

A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events where meaningful conversation is nearly impossible.
Smith: What a waste of time it is talking to that guy.

Jones: I know, every time I do, it's like a complete nonversation.
nonversation by wordsbywilson March 12, 2009
Word of the Day on March 24, 2009
Shortened form of Non Sortie Producing Motherfucker. Term created by the "working" side of the U.S. Air Force. A sortie is one take-off and landing of an aircraft. Those that don't work on the flightline do not produce sorties and are thus labelled nonners.
Dad, what did you do during the war?

Son, I counted batteries in a box on a shelf. If there aren't 12 batteries in that box, it's my job to tell someone about it.

Dad that's pretty lame.

Well son, I am in the Air Force but I'm a nonner.
nonner by Crusader 4 October 11, 2007
Nogger is an icecream from the icecompany Algida. There are a lot of different noggers such as the black nogger and the classic nogger.

You can also use nogger as a racial slur
I'd like the classic nogger

You really are a stupid nogger
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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