The absolutely amazing lead vocalist for the Nashville based band, Framing Hanley. He used to be in a band with someone else named 'Kenneth' so he started going by 'Nixon' and he still does.
Friend: Good time?
Guy: Well, first, she was freaking hairy downstairs, then she made me put on a Richard Nixon mask and rode the nose until she got off.
Friend: Ahh, the old Hairy Nixon, good times.