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Is when a mans genitals are placed through a hole in a table so midgets can play piñata with his junk until he gets off.
"That party was nuts last night, Harry even volunteered to participate in a dirty clement!"

"Ill bring the midgets, you cut the hole. We are dirty clementing the shit out of tonight!"
by RLFORESKIN April 18, 2019
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From Scottish Origins, A Dirty Munro commonly takes place on either a croquet field or a golf course.

A male will proceed to perch himself ontop of a bench followed by a small leap into the air, using gravity to aid the insertion of a full golf club/croquet racket deep inside the colon. Once inserted he will wait for the next group of players to tee off and use him as a putter/racquet.
"That was a spectacular round today, even landed that putt with the Dirty Munro on the 14th"
by RLFORESKIN October 31, 2021
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A dirty Nixo is when you eat an entire medicine ball just for the sensation of shitting it out
"Sorry I won't be attending tonight, I am currently halfway through a Dirty Nixo"
by RLFORESKIN February 10, 2019
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A Dirty Dubb is often the name given to a perverted midget that originates from wales and often partakes in a dirty clement. A Dirty Dubb is prone to wallowing in port-a-loo toilets
"I just saw a dirty dubb happening in the port-a-loo, couldnt believe my eyes!"
by RLFORESKIN April 24, 2019
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