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nitbus

a person with a low IQ who is so stupid that he/she does not understand the simplest things said.
Sierra is stupid. She's a total nitbus.
by JKrawrling October 20, 2010
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Quantum Nimbus

An uncommon, aberrant atmospheric condition wherein multiple opposing jet streams violently converge to form colossal, hydronautic vapor columns as a result of haphazardly fluctuating climatic temperatures, intense friction and a microcosmic, atomization of subterfuged kinetic energy. In especially unique and volatile environmental circumstances, extreme barometric density builds and induces a tourbillion-like vacuuming effect, whereby coagulating particles accumulate into a voluminous mass, temporarily opening a 'quantum' realm where cosmic physical properties emanate translucent, paralytic neuromuscular macro-waves.
1 {Curious Observer A} - "Dude, look at that incredible cloud formation over the Superstition mountains!" {Curious Observer B} - "Dude, thats a freaking 'Quantum Nimbus!'"

2. {Meteorologist broadcasting to audience} - "We've got some breaking, urgent news for you right now, so please listen closely, then take shelter immediatley if you are anywhere in the vicinity of the east valley. If you take a look at the weather map, right here, you will notice this unusual, columnar cloud structure, which, miraculously enough is the first observable evidence of a 'Quantum Nimbus' folks! Yes, you heard right, 'Quantum Nimbus'; capable of unleashing interminal cosmic destruction, peril, paralysis and the immediate extrication of human beings from the surface of the earth into an alternate quantum metaphysical realm, forever!"
by Charitable Disguise December 5, 2019
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Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cumblast

It's that thing of when you use your man piece as a weapon, and dispatch enemies with excessive ejaculatory force.
Did you guys just see that? Danny killed that man with his Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cumblast!
by Sonix June 23, 2014
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Cannabis nimbus

The ambient smoke cloud that results from smoking marijuana.
When the cop pulled us over, I rolled down the window and a cannabis nimbus spilled out of the car.
by JimInCA October 20, 2006
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Nutbust

Ejaculation. "Shooting a load" - "busting a nut" - "Blowing a load" - "Shooting a wad" - "getting a load off" - etc...
Her cockgarage was so tight resulting in an epic Nutbust that was EjacuEARLY!
by Jeff D December 2, 2004
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Niabush

Noun

1. Female genitalia that gushes like Niagara Falls when stimulated
2. A deciduous shrub of the gushinga genus, it is light pink in color and the only bush that waters itself.
1. That chick had a Niabush, dude. I needed a dozen towels and an industrial fan just to dry the mattress.

What a lovely Niabush. Do you think it needs water?
Doh! It just watered me.
by The Gusher February 7, 2010
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nutbuster

A well-placed and extremely hard blow to the testicles. Done correctly, a nutbuster will incapacitate even the strongest man for several minutes. Best results are usually achieved with a kick, using the laces of any sturdy shoe. Other methods of nutbuster delivery include a baseball on the end of a rope, knees, or even a strong punch.
She gave me a nutbuster and I was writing in pain on the floor for 10 minutes.
by /\/\ October 13, 2006
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