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nippleski 

Any polish girl with polish characterisitics, who hangs around a college campus. She may or may not have large nipples capable of juicing oranges, but as long as the female has nipples it still works. Known for their ability to talk on the phone for more than 6 hours straight.
Dude that nippleski straight up stole all my oranges, fell down the stairs, and drained my phones battery in one night!
nippleski by Pj Edwards September 10, 2006
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Satay nipples 

Referring to someone’s pointy and pyramid shaped nipples.
Girl 1:“Oh my god, have you seen Jason’s nipples”
Girl 2: “yea, he definitely has satay nipples”
Satay nipples by Glizzy goblin January 11, 2021

Female-presenting nipples 

The most heinous of body parts. Must be censored and covered at all costs.
They were fine with the nudity, until they realized there were some female-presenting nipples, then it all went to hell.

By the minty nipples of Marduk ! 

An expression of surprise and joy, by presumably referring to the nipples of a Babylonian god that were, for the sake of this expression, inordinately minty.
" By the minty nipples of Marduk !" this McRib sandwich is delicious !

Nipplescooter 

Putting someone's nipple in your butthole and farting loudly until the nipple begins to vibrate violently.
Guy #1:Dude I gave my girlfriend a nipplescooter last night and shit all over her boob!

Guy#2: Holy shit that sounds so sexy, I'ma do that tonight!
Nipplescooter by The Boss Jawn August 24, 2011

Mr Nipples 

The guy across the street who has pink yogurt lid sized nipples hanging from his man boobs that ALWAYS has his shirt off, blinding all that cross his path.
Mr Nipples is out shirtless again pulling the heads off of his roses. Good God man put on a shirt!
Mr Nipples by Wolf balls August 17, 2010

Raw Nipples 

Dry, sore, or irritated nipples that resulted from continuous stimulation.
The hookers at the snooty fox left Mario with raw nipples.
Raw Nipples by Skankhunt6969 June 16, 2020
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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