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nippleski 

Any polish girl with polish characterisitics, who hangs around a college campus. She may or may not have large nipples capable of juicing oranges, but as long as the female has nipples it still works. Known for their ability to talk on the phone for more than 6 hours straight.
Dude that nippleski straight up stole all my oranges, fell down the stairs, and drained my phones battery in one night!
nippleski by Pj Edwards September 10, 2006
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Satay nipples 

Referring to someone’s pointy and pyramid shaped nipples.
Girl 1:“Oh my god, have you seen Jason’s nipples”
Girl 2: “yea, he definitely has satay nipples”
Satay nipples by Glizzy goblin January 11, 2021

Female-presenting nipples 

The most heinous of body parts. Must be censored and covered at all costs.
They were fine with the nudity, until they realized there were some female-presenting nipples, then it all went to hell.

By the minty nipples of Marduk ! 

An expression of surprise and joy, by presumably referring to the nipples of a Babylonian god that were, for the sake of this expression, inordinately minty.
" By the minty nipples of Marduk !" this McRib sandwich is delicious !

Nipplescooter 

Putting someone's nipple in your butthole and farting loudly until the nipple begins to vibrate violently.
Guy #1:Dude I gave my girlfriend a nipplescooter last night and shit all over her boob!

Guy#2: Holy shit that sounds so sexy, I'ma do that tonight!
Nipplescooter by The Boss Jawn August 24, 2011

Mr Nipples 

The guy across the street who has pink yogurt lid sized nipples hanging from his man boobs that ALWAYS has his shirt off, blinding all that cross his path.
Mr Nipples is out shirtless again pulling the heads off of his roses. Good God man put on a shirt!
Mr Nipples by Wolf balls August 17, 2010

Raw Nipples 

Dry, sore, or irritated nipples that resulted from continuous stimulation.
The hookers at the snooty fox left Mario with raw nipples.
Raw Nipples by Skankhunt6969 June 16, 2020
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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