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Kid "OMG NINJIN U A CARROT"
Ninjin "ye"

Kid 2 "I feel like eating a Ninjin"
Ninjin "OMG PLZ NO EAT ME"
Ninjin by JayIsKool69 October 4, 2016
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Da Ninjaz 

Da Ninjaz is a Swedish music group who creates ironic music videos in which they pretend to be seven year olds who enjoy spending their downtime watching the Cartoon Network series LEGO NINJAGO masters of spinjitzu
I was watching some of Da Ninjaz's videos yesterday.

Da Ninjaz makes good music.
Da Ninjaz by Kchepic Band January 31, 2019
Displaying the abilities or likeness of the ninja.
Last night, no one knew we were present, which was in large part due to the fact that we were ninjing in the shadows.
Ninjing by Nine Lives Co July 18, 2018

Ninjitude 

Noun. Displaying ninja-like qualities and abilities - being stealthy, deft, silent and having cat-like reflexes - especially in everyday life.

See also skillz.
How did you score us such a good table? This place is lined up to the tits.

- Dude, it took some serious ninjitude.
Ninjitude by toomuchflystyles June 14, 2011

ninjiate 

v. To be or act like a ninja; to perform any ninja related actions (steal, sneak, kill, fight, attack); to perform with stealth or skill; to use any form of martial arts.
They must ninjiate into house, or there will surely be consequences.

How do you intend to ninjiate the Senator?
ninjiate by M. C. Ericson September 23, 2008

Ninjigga 

Yo didja see that nigga DaQuan Jaxson cuttin' up those fools he's a straight up ninjigga
Ninjigga by Redd Rogers July 24, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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