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The Coolest Carrot the world is ever seen

Kid "OMG NINJIN U A CARROT"
Ninjin "ye"

Kid 2 "I feel like eating a Ninjin"
Ninjin "OMG PLZ NO EAT ME"
Ninjin by JayIsKool69 October 4, 2016
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A Ninjin is a carrot-like being. Ninjins are known to run like vegetables, especially carrots. Ninjins have a kiwifruit fetish. Their sexuality is about as straight as a roundabout. Ninjins are extremely annoying and awfully strange
When I was walking around today I saw a being running around like a carrot. I told my friend and they said it was a " Ninjin".
Ninjin by K3F3 May 24, 2021
y’all always get this wrong. Ninjin is a funny ass person that’s super cool and is loved by all. coming from and actually person actually named Ninjin. i’m not kidding.
some kid: “hey Ninjin! your a cool girl
Ninjin: “thanks
Ninjin by pink cockroach March 21, 2022
a very sneaky or skilled indian or injin.
holy shit that ninjin over there just fucked someone up with that tomahawk!
ninjin by william byrd IV December 19, 2010

Triple nining 

Snitchin, Nark'n, Being a rat, Tellin the cops
Yo hombre, them boys been runnin to the cops triple nining and shit.

You been triple ninin?
Whatchu mean, fool?
You snitchin, dawg?
Hell naw
Triple nining by jcrack98 April 13, 2011
Invented by the one and only original goon circa 2012. Ninini refers to the feeling of ultimate happiness and gooniness. The peak of peaks when it comes to feeling amazing.
"Hey, it's almost December."

"Ninini can't wait!"
Ninini by goonster September 30, 2014

ninjaneer 

An expert engineer class for Team Fortress 2. One who can ninja through the enemy offensively to create a dirty sentry, or find a nice home defensively that the enemy can't overcome.
That {oBs} clan sure is full of ninjaneers!
ninjaneer by {oBs} October 18, 2009
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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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