It's a Chinglish. In Chinese Niu means cow,which also means that someone is very capable.Bi(pronunciation Bee),which is used to refer a person rudely,means pussy or fomally genital.
Many people think they are full of niubility, and like to play zhuangbility, which only reflect their shability.
Niubility, often spelled as newbility, is a Chinglish noun describing formidability, incredibility or awesomeness. It derived from the Mandarin Chinese vulgar term "niubi/newby" which literally translates to cattle's cunt or cow's pussy. It is believed that the word Niubi, was made an adjective in the late 19th century by an imperial accident. The term niubility is often used to show astonishment or praise but can also be used for sarcastic effects. Other derivatives of niubi/newby include newber, newbable and newbilization.
You can see the niubility oozing out of Usain Bolt as he eased through the finish line.
Descriptive term for explaining someone who is currently experiencing a high level of ninja like being. For example, getting continuously whooped at a fighting game would give you a very low ninjosity.
a: Dude, did you see that guytake out those 4 guards in two seconds?
b: No way!
a: Yes, the ninjosity is high in that one.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.