ninja drunk 

Where one has become so drunk that he/she feels as though he/she has attainted the mystical powers of the ninja.

"Holy shit Billy tried to do a spinning hook kick from the roof and broke his ankle... he must be fucking ninja drunk!"

ninja drunk by BrendanH April 27, 2006

Ninja Drunk  

When you are drinking and minute you're fine and the next minute you're waste.

It's when the alcohol sneaks up on you like a ninja.

Yo dude red bull and vodkas get me Ninja Drunk. I never know when they are going to hit me.

I was talking to Emily and everything was fine and then she got Ninja Drunk and could barely walk.

Ninja Drunk by Sc Smith (zy3n) November 1, 2008

ninja turtle drunk

A severe state of intoxication marked by two main characteristics:

1. The belief that you can challenge and successfully defeat anyone in a fight regardless of their size and or fighting skill.
2. The intense craving for and ravenous consumption of pizza with no concern about toppings, condition or personal health.

Steve was ninja turtle drunk last night... first I saw him try and fight the bouncer when he left the bar, and then he found an old pizza in the dumpster and ate the whole thing. Master Splinter would be have been proud.

ninja turtle drunk by MattyP603 November 11, 2013

Drunk ninja attack 

The act of breaking an entry for the sole intent of stealing the batteries of the victims remote.

I've been a victim of a drunk ninja attack! Now I have to get off my lazy a** and change the channel myself...

Drunk ninja attack by UDawesome August 7, 2010

pulling a drunk ninja 

N., When someone thinks they're so cool, and tries to do something, but fails epically.

Person 1: Remember when he pulled a drunk ninja?
Person 2: Hahaha! I do! He tried to do a back flip, but landed his ass in the dumpster!
"Drunk Ninja": I saw you pulling a drunk ninja last week!

pulling a drunk ninja by Sober Ninja March 21, 2011

ninja drinking 

1. To steal a sip of someone’s beverage.

2. At it’s most spectacular it is done with a straw, while the person is still holding their beverage.

There are lots of examples. If you go to facebook dot com slash ninjadrinking you will see a whole page dedicated to ninja drinking

Daniel Day Lewis showcased his ninja drinking skills in There Will Be Blood. Google "I drink your milkshake" and you will see the video on youtube

ninja drinking by drink ninja October 10, 2011

Ninja Drink

An energy drink that is drunk by a VERY tired person in dire need of it.

Dani:Bro! I totally love this ninja drink!

Kailin: ninja drink? o.O

Ariel: LOL!

Dani: Yes. All the time

Ninja Drink by Dani Maderos March 22, 2009