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Definitions by UDawesome

flab waffle 

A fat guy is used as a human shield to support an armed robbery.
WTF!?! Why must I be the flab waffle?
flab waffle by UDawesome August 7, 2010

I accept the rules and agreements

The most used lie of the internet.
Yep, I accept the rules and agreements... yeah...

Drunk ninja attack 

The act of breaking an entry for the sole intent of stealing the batteries of the victims remote.
I've been a victim of a drunk ninja attack! Now I have to get off my lazy a** and change the channel myself...
Drunk ninja attack by UDawesome August 7, 2010