flab waffle

A fat guy is used as a human shield to support an armed robbery.
WTF!?! Why must I be the flab waffle?
by UDawesome August 07, 2010
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Yep, I accept the rules and agreements... yeah...
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Drunk ninja attack

The act of breaking an entry for the sole intent of stealing the batteries of the victims remote.
I've been a victim of a drunk ninja attack! Now I have to get off my lazy a** and change the channel myself...
by UDawesome August 07, 2010
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