flab waffle

A fat guy is used as a human shield to support an armed robbery.

WTF!?! Why must I be the flab waffle?

by UDawesome August 07, 2010

Drunk ninja attack

The act of breaking an entry for the sole intent of stealing the batteries of the victims remote.

I've been a victim of a drunk ninja attack! Now I have to get off my lazy a** and change the channel myself...

by UDawesome August 07, 2010

I accept the rules and agreements

The most used lie of the internet.

Yep, I accept the rules and agreements... yeah...

by UDawesome August 07, 2010