Definitions by UDawesome

flab waffle 

A fat guy is used as a human shield to support an armed robbery.

WTF!?! Why must I be the flab waffle?

flab waffle by UDawesome August 7, 2010

Drunk ninja attack 

The act of breaking an entry for the sole intent of stealing the batteries of the victims remote.

I've been a victim of a drunk ninja attack! Now I have to get off my lazy a** and change the channel myself...

Drunk ninja attack by UDawesome August 7, 2010

I accept the rules and agreements

The most used lie of the internet.

Yep, I accept the rules and agreements... yeah...

I accept the rules and agreements by UDawesome August 7, 2010