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Ninetoefive

A Long Island-based conglomerate that sells premium socks that motivate you to complete that SPAC merger that’s been sitting on your desk for 2 months, run for State Senate, and get promoted to CIO at your current job.
Ninetoefive has inspired me to be my best and sell all my crypto at a 60% loss.
Ninetoefive by RoseanneB June 23, 2022
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ninetofive 

A person who, with large sunglasses on, appears to be attractive, but loses their appeal without the sunglasses.
Dean: That girl looks so fine!

Joe: Yeah.. but with those huge sunglasses she is a possible ninetofive.
ninetofive by Libay September 30, 2011

ninetyfiveifyed 

The process of something being styled like windows 95.
I just ninetyfiveifyed my desktop enviornment (I don't use arch btw)
ninetyfiveifyed by CatgirlSucks January 19, 2025