Ninetoefive

A Long Island-based conglomerate that sells premium socks that motivate you to complete that SPAC merger that’s been sitting on your desk for 2 months, run for State Senate, and get promoted to CIO at your current job.

Ninetoefive has inspired me to be my best and sell all my crypto at a 60% loss.

Ninetoefive by RoseanneB June 23, 2022

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ninetofiver

someone who has a regular job from 9-5

hes nothing special he's just a ninetofiver

ninetofiver by drifter412 September 10, 2010

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Ninetoefive • ninetofiver • ninetyfiveifyed

ninetofive

A person who, with large sunglasses on, appears to be attractive, but loses their appeal without the sunglasses.

Dean: That girl looks so fine!

Joe: Yeah.. but with those huge sunglasses she is a possible ninetofive.

ninetofive by Libay September 30, 2011

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ninetyfiveifyed

The process of something being styled like windows 95.

I just ninetyfiveifyed my desktop enviornment (I don't use arch btw)

ninetyfiveifyed by CatgirlSucks January 19, 2025

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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