Ninetoefive

A Long Island-based conglomerate that sells premium socks that motivate you to complete that SPAC merger that’s been sitting on your desk for 2 months, run for State Senate, and get promoted to CIO at your current job.

Ninetoefive has inspired me to be my best and sell all my crypto at a 60% loss.

Ninetoefive by RoseanneB June 23, 2022

ninetofiver

someone who has a regular job from 9-5

hes nothing special he's just a ninetofiver

ninetofiver by drifter412 September 10, 2010

ninetofive 

A person who, with large sunglasses on, appears to be attractive, but loses their appeal without the sunglasses.

Dean: That girl looks so fine!

Joe: Yeah.. but with those huge sunglasses she is a possible ninetofive.

ninetofive by Libay September 30, 2011

ninetyfiveifyed 

The process of something being styled like windows 95.

I just ninetyfiveifyed my desktop enviornment (I don't use arch btw)

ninetyfiveifyed by CatgirlSucks January 19, 2025

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022