ninetofive 

A person who, with large sunglasses on, appears to be attractive, but loses their appeal without the sunglasses.

Dean: That girl looks so fine!

Joe: Yeah.. but with those huge sunglasses she is a possible ninetofive.

ninetofive by Libay September 30, 2011

Ninetoefive

A Long Island-based conglomerate that sells premium socks that motivate you to complete that SPAC merger that’s been sitting on your desk for 2 months, run for State Senate, and get promoted to CIO at your current job.

Ninetoefive has inspired me to be my best and sell all my crypto at a 60% loss.

Ninetoefive by RoseanneB June 23, 2022

ninetofiver

someone who has a regular job from 9-5

hes nothing special he's just a ninetofiver

ninetofiver by drifter412 September 10, 2010

ninetyfiveifyed 

The process of something being styled like windows 95.

I just ninetyfiveifyed my desktop enviornment (I don't use arch btw)

ninetyfiveifyed by CatgirlSucks January 19, 2025