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Portmanteau of nincompoop and pimp. Named for James O'Keefe, the fake ACORN pimp (and world class nincompoop) who attempted to seduce a female CNN correspondent by luring her to a boat stocked with condoms, dildos, lube, porno magazines, Alicia Keys music, and hidden video cameras.

What's next for nincompimp James O'Keefe after his clumsy, failed attempt to punk Abbie Boudreau?

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Nincompeepeepoopoo

A really op insult

Can beat any insult

Also a compliment for people with people with good bowels

You’re an idiot
And you’re a nincompeepeepoopoo
*instantly dies*

Nincompeepeepoopoo by iislkdl__wwoe January 12, 2022

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nincompoop

a silly, no brain, fool

Aaron is a nincompoop.

nincompoop by Yen January 5, 2000

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nincompoopers

a group of stupid people

you guys are nincompoopers!!

nincompoopers by snickledumper January 27, 2015

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nincompoop

a person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment

I work with a gaggle of nincompoops, I guess common sense isn't so common anymore.

nincompoop by Ur Majesty July 30, 2008

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nincompooping

The act of

1. doing nincompoopatic things.
2. being a nincompoop.
3. smelling like a nincompoop.

The nincompooping nincompoop was nincompooping around his fellow nincompoops.

nincompooping by Norne November 9, 2010

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nincompoopsicle

1. A nincompoop who puts Popsicle up his/her butt!
2. A person that tried a poop flavored Popsicle.

Bruh, Stop putting popsicles in your butt you absolute Nincompoopsicle!

nincompoopsicle by Betty Brave May 27, 2020

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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