2 definitions by pdferguson

Step away from the birds

Admonition to someone who cannot stop playing Angry Birds.

Jimmy! Step away from the birds! Put down your phone and put on your jacket. No, you cannot play "just one more..."

by pdferguson December 29, 2011

nincompimp

Portmanteau of nincompoop and pimp. Named for James O'Keefe, the fake ACORN pimp (and world class nincompoop) who attempted to seduce a female CNN correspondent by luring her to a boat stocked with condoms, dildos, lube, porno magazines, Alicia Keys music, and hidden video cameras.

What's next for nincompimp James O'Keefe after his clumsy, failed attempt to punk Abbie Boudreau?

by pdferguson October 1, 2010