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Quantum Nimbus 

An uncommon, aberrant atmospheric condition wherein multiple opposing jet streams violently converge to form colossal, hydronautic vapor columns as a result of haphazardly fluctuating climatic temperatures, intense friction and a microcosmic, atomization of subterfuged kinetic energy. In especially unique and volatile environmental circumstances, extreme barometric density builds and induces a tourbillion-like vacuuming effect, whereby coagulating particles accumulate into a voluminous mass, temporarily opening a 'quantum' realm where cosmic physical properties emanate translucent, paralytic neuromuscular macro-waves.
1 {Curious Observer A} - "Dude, look at that incredible cloud formation over the Superstition mountains!" {Curious Observer B} - "Dude, thats a freaking 'Quantum Nimbus!'"

2. {Meteorologist broadcasting to audience} - "We've got some breaking, urgent news for you right now, so please listen closely, then take shelter immediatley if you are anywhere in the vicinity of the east valley. If you take a look at the weather map, right here, you will notice this unusual, columnar cloud structure, which, miraculously enough is the first observable evidence of a 'Quantum Nimbus' folks! Yes, you heard right, 'Quantum Nimbus'; capable of unleashing interminal cosmic destruction, peril, paralysis and the immediate extrication of human beings from the surface of the earth into an alternate quantum metaphysical realm, forever!"
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Cannabis nimbus 

The ambient smoke cloud that results from smoking marijuana.
When the cop pulled us over, I rolled down the window and a cannabis nimbus spilled out of the car.
Cannabis nimbus by JimInCA October 20, 2006

Nimbussy 

When a type of rain cloud is very tight and wet
“Damn bro have you seen that clouds Nimbussy?”
“Tyler shut the fuck up”
Nimbussy by Elbow-Lover22 May 5, 2022

Nimbussed 

(pron; niim-boos) post an inconspicuous link onto a chat interface only for the recipient to click on the link and find out that it is in fact pornography.
James: Hey man, this is a really cool song, check it out www.turdgasm.com
Ben: Ah, that shit is fucked up... delete history
James: Yeahh, you got nimbussed
Nimbussed by woody47 September 22, 2010
A very annoying person who is a roadman and has nothing better to do then play on the Xbox. They think they are gangsters and that they are edgy, but it’s just really irritating and annoying
“Our brother Tyla is such a nimbus”
Nimbus by xxellaharroxx April 22, 2020
1. A luminous cloud or a halo surrounding a supernatural being or a saint.

2. A nimbus is a glowing light that encircles someone or something; and sometimes, at just the right moment, you're lucky enough to actually see it.

3. The outer most light of a star.

4. The kind of hazy like light in which the sun appears, and is surrounded by during a complete solar eclipse

5. A Crown, Halo, or Wreath
She is my Northern Star, my Light in the Dark, my Halo of Hope for Brighter Days, an Angel in her own right; she is MY Nimbus.
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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