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nightwalk 

An essential part of doomer and gloomer culture, it is the act of going out for a walk by yourself. It can be done with no destination, to and from a bus stop, to get beer and cigarettes, or just to gain clarity of mind
After working a shift at his dead end job and coming back to an empty home where his ex-girlfriend used to be, the doomer grabs his headphones and put on his 90's/shoegaze playlist and went for a nightwalk, the only moderately enjoyable part of his despair-ridden days
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Nightwalk 

Preferably on a night of festivities, get a couple of your friens together and get the one friend no one likes. Later that night, when the friend is sleeping soundly, ram your penis firmly into his mouth. Then take your most dominate hand and slap him across the face. When this happens, the friend will wake up, attempt to say something, and he won't be able to because your dick is in his mouth.
Jimmy was being a prick all night. He was making the entire night aweful. Later that night, a friend of his snuck into his house and nightwalked the shit out of him.
Nightwalk by your so silly October 8, 2011

Nightdark 

It’s the opposite of daylight. Often used as a joke.
Aye Earl, what time you going to the house?

Earl: I don’t know probably before it’s nightdark.
Nightdark by Parkside February 9, 2019

nigwalking

The typical method for ghetto citizens to cross the road. Usually done in heavy traffic, often with a stroller or toddler on the shoulders of the nigwalker.

Never performed at a crosswalk or other meaningful place -- these are tools of The Man and must be avoided. Must be done casually as if crossing your living room.

Advanced nigwalkers will dart out from between two parked cars. Hit them and you will be sued for all you're worth.
"Godammit, I almost ran over that coon nigwalking with his niglet."

"Jaywalking if for honkies. Nigwalking is keeping it real."
nigwalking by spamsashimi February 23, 2013

NightDarker 

The nemesis and polar opposite of spaceman, and a known gatorade fiend. Writes in barely comprehensible ebonics.

May in fact be spaceman himself, or merely a clone gone bad.
Spaceman
Fighter of the NightDarker man
Champion of the sun
You’re a master of weird posts and snowmen…for everyone
NightDarker by FuzzyBB July 24, 2009

nightmaker 

someone who is soo funny to go out and get drunk with,
and who does really stupid shit that is so eventful and funny.

All this coupled with a great sense of how to get kicked out of night-clubs and sleep in hedges...and still maintains their grasp of the night's hilarity.. this is a true master.

Mostly come under the guise of the alias name, "Jack Clark".
yo man you comin out tonight?

nuh i dont think so bro, ima stay in and do my school-work.

Dude, the nightmaker is comin out tonight!

Whoa, why didnt you say that before! Aiight fuck that shit mayn, if the nightmaker is comin out, then thats what I'm about!

Pull a nighthawk 

Person 1: *wakes up*
Person 2: what are you doing? It's 2 am."
Person 1: I'm going to pull a nighthawk
Pull a nighthawk by Olivish February 20, 2015