someone who is soo funny to go out and get drunk with,
and who does really stupid shit that is so eventful and funny.
All this coupled with a great sense of how to get kicked out of night-clubs and sleep in hedges...and still maintains their grasp of the night's hilarity.. this is a true master.
Mostly come under the guise of the alias name, "Jack Clark".
NightmareRH is the username of an insanely awesome and sexy player of the game RuneScape by Jagex. He became famous around 2007/2008 for making gameplay videos of RuneScape, and since has made other YouTube channels most famously his Vlogging channel. He is thought to be the most famous RuneScape YouTuber to date.
the funniest runescape player on earth ever seen. his every death in pvp usually costs smashing his own computers and tvs. when he wins he holds his dick of joy.
nightmarerh dies in pvp with claws: suddenly he comes back to his room.
-it's not my fault god damn it it's fucking jerry springer, jerry springer has fucked me again! no more god damn fucking jerry springer(smashes tv using hammer). holy fuck, shitballs
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!