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late night stick that won't quit 

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When a guy wakes up in the middle of the night, with a huge erection. A guy will try to ignore his erection and try to go back to sleep (because when you're tired, it's hard to wank it).

The problem with this is, the more you ignore it, the harder it gets and the longer it keeps you awake. So you're only choice is to just beat it, ejaculate, and go to sleep in your orgasmic state.
I woke up at 3 in the morning last night, and had a late night stick that won't quit, and I was up 'till 4:30 until I decided to just beat it the fuck up.

german night stick 

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When a male slaps a girl(or male) in the face with his erect penis.
"Last night when my girlfriend was going down on me, I gave her the german night stick."
german night stick by j7thbay August 9, 2006

Night Stick 

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A stick used to restrain criminals by the police, or namely the LAPD.
They kicked and hit Rodney King with the Night Stick, or a.k.a the Johnny Stick and it had no affect on him
Night Stick by Saints September 17, 2003

Night Stick 

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Slightly old-fashioned term for what is usually today called a "Billy Club" or (UK) an officer's baton, a rodlike piece of wood, usually painted black, worn by police to strike or subdue suspects.

In the USA many registered, private security guards who are not licensed to carry firearms may carry a Night Stick.

Certain phallic implications are almost inevitable.

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In the 1940s, practically every American beat patrolman was equipped with a .38 revolver and a black Night Stick.
Night Stick by al-in-chgo March 2, 2010

Night Stick 

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He smacked the biotch across the face with his "night stick" before he made her "polish" it.
Night Stick by buddy-doo February 8, 2009

Night stick sodomy 

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Where a cop sticks a night stick up someone's that they have in jail ect. because he thinks it fun.
There doing some night stick sodomy.
Night stick sodomy by Deep blue 2012 February 13, 2010
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