night nigger

A black person who's skin absorbs roughly 99.999% of all light.

Person 1: Jesus christ, there's a black hole in here!
Person 2: Don't worry; It's just my perfectly spherical night nigger skin trophy.

by I can observe gamma rays October 30, 2019

night nigger

When someone is so black, that you wouldn't be able to see them if it was dark.

Boy: Why is my tv floating?

Girl: Calm down. It's probably just that fucking night nigger again. Just turn on the lights and get the tazer.

by The Cool(est) Kid January 13, 2009

friday night niggers

Any rap or TV show with a high percentage of niggers performing on it, especially music video or rap shows. Similar to the former NBC show, Friday Night Videos.

Did you see the MTV Video awards last night, Slick? Shit, it was like Friday Night Niggers all over the place.

by moosehead7 August 04, 2006

nigger night

A grand occasion, where all the popular foods of black people are shared among friends and family.

Dad: Oh kids, tonight is nigger night. I'll stop by the store and pick up some watermelon, fried chicken, and kool-aid!

by kdizzlemezzial fantasticizzl January 22, 2007

Nigger night light

When a nigger falls asleep with his mouth open and all you can see is his teeth

Hey fool, I am trying to sleep. tell that nigger to turn off his nigger night light

by Jaimie Strickland January 17, 2010

Nigger's Night Gown

The act of taking a dump on a sitting human and lap dancing the now smeared shit all over their lower body and torso.

Horny White Boy: "Yo man I heard Letisha totally gave Todd a nigger's night gown last night!"

Horny White Boy #2: "There were men lining up for them at the party! I feel sorry for the guys that were up after she needed to take ex-lax to shit."

by SeargentCoolWhip March 11, 2011