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nigget baby 

When your pregnant but didn't now until you go to the bathroom one day. And end up shitting a baby out, but it's such a tiny baby that it looks like a giant turd nugget. And then you flush it and it finds a pile of other shit babies and they make a colony of babies.

or just a toilet baby
"THATS A NIGGET BABY HOLY FUCK"
nigget baby by holyfuckitsyaboi February 21, 2018

dead nigger baby 

A shot consisting of 1 part Bailey's Irish Cream, 1 part Tequila and 1 part Red Sourpuss.

Drink responsibly.
Bartender! I'll have six Dead Nigger Babies!

A Dead Nigger Baby on the rocks after a long day of work sure hits the spot!

nigger baby 

In the 1800s, used to refer to a cannonball.
Launch a nigger baby at dem yonder unions over der.
nigger baby by Isaac Cady March 7, 2007

nigger baby 

another word for a shit
i need to go to have a nigger baby *heading towards the toilet*
nigger baby by joepoww March 16, 2009

Nigger Baby 

An old saying for a small black licorice candy.
That is a nasty nigger baby!!!
Jan threw the nigger baby in the fire cause nobody wanted it.
Nigger Baby by Jon Jacob April 23, 2006

nigger baby'd 

left on the side of the road, ditched, abandoned by a close friend or relative, walked out on, etc..
Example 1. )

Friend: "hey can you come scoop me up? my friends left me and i dont wanna be here alone."

Me: "haha damn bro you got nigger baby'd? yeah ill be right there.."

Example 2.)

Friend: "I seen this girl from across the bar and walked over to talk to her but as soon as she turned around and I said hi.. she walked away faster then lightning :("

Me: "hahah that sucks you just got nigger baby'd"

Friend: "I cant believe that bitch just nigger baby'd me"
nigger baby'd by paulykiss August 17, 2011

nugget baby 

n: a small child or infant missing all four limbs and thus resembling a chicken nugget. Also known as a crip baby.
Susie, I'm sorry you gave birth to a nugget baby. At least you'll never have to pay for soccer or piano lessons.
nugget baby by Crip-Porn69 April 25, 2011
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