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niggerwad 

A roll of $1 bills covered by a single $100 bill
look at him rollin with that niggerwad
niggerwad by thomas gunnz January 28, 2016
1. A beverage which is enjoyed mainly by the nigger population.

2. Malt Liquor
hey man I'm thirsty give me some of that niggeraid
niggeraid by Metaun54 August 23, 2009

niggertard 

A very stupid nigger, who has an IQ level that is not higher than than of an institutionalized retard, whose constant, annoying and loud speach is an incomprehensible gibberish. Nigger babble is anigger's attempt at comunication. This is the reason why niggers are always loaded down with cell-phones and many other devices of comunication. But it has no use.
This thing possesses a few cognitive skills and is prone to vandalizing, raping, stealing and so forth.
For instance, an example of niggertard could be as follows: your nigger-neighbor is a creature who live in a moronic state, as you easily can check. Ask him who was George Washington, and the nigger surely will answer: "Oh, man, I'm gonna try dat new brand of cigarettes. Know wad ahm sayin'? Give me a drag, man!" I do not recommend asking questions about general culture. It would be too much for the nigger. Stick yourself strictly to the Afro American enviroment.
niggertard by Captain Word June 23, 2009

niggerhands 

1. having the hands of a nigger

2. A person that always breaks stuff.

3. One who HAS to touch everything.
"Dude do you have to fucking touch everything......... niggerhands!"

"Na fuck that he's not comin over here, he has niggerhands, he'll probly steal something".
niggerhands by wierdcaLimer1 January 17, 2008

Niggerfare 

What welfare is, and what the freeloaders seek. Niggers be having that assisted housing, but they got enough money for a 60-inch flat screen TV, an Escalade with rims that cost more than most sedans, cable TV, internet, smart phones, other fancy things that most people can't afford, and plenty of beer and cigarettes.
Person 1: Man, my taxes are too fucking high
Person 2: Taxes are high because the government got to pay out all that niggerfare to the freeloaders.
Niggerfare by Shimatta Baka-Ni! June 22, 2011

Niggerland Woods 

The white people went to Niggerland Woods and got lost at night.
Niggerland Woods by Igloo in a Negro December 22, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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