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noun
Any sort of music playing headphones worn by niggers that blast coontoons at ridiculous volumes, often during lecture classes.

Some nigger walked by me with his niggerblams cranked up, and I could hear his coontoons from across the room.

niggerblams by R Rble R March 30, 2009

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The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard

A 68 page book written by Shawn Wunjo. Possibly the most vulgar book ever published, it is probably the closest one can get to a real-life Scrotie McBoogerballs.

Written based off an outline of the events of Virgil’s Aeneid scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin by a drunk, it's actually nothing like the Aeneid at all. It’s more like the Odyssey, only more fucked up, more epic, and definitely more interesting to read.

An excerpt from "The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard":

"FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOAT-LOVING ANALSAUSAGE FUCK FACTORY!" Lucifer Niggerbastard screamed, giving the shape in the window a double-handed flip-off. Mr. Moneyballs could go fuck himself.

The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard by Schniggedy Jones May 6, 2010

niggerbama

Welcome to niggerbama a place in the south where its predominantly black

We drove for hours and ended up in niggerbama all i saw was busted out windows and cars on blocks

niggerbama by Brando83 March 25, 2017

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NiggerBlues

(v) The act of being black yet having a stable job, a nice car, and a good marriage and yet feeling unsatisfied because you are not a regular black person.

Rakeem: Dude, I am suffering from the niggerblues. I have a good job, good wife, good kids, and a nice car.

Shaquan: Dude, are you even black anymore?

NiggerBlues by LaPointe61 December 14, 2010

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niggerbamps

Someone who has a proficiency in being black and gay simultaneously.

Guy 1: Yo why are you stealing my bike?
Guy 2: Because I'm a niggerbamps, yo.

Girl 1: Yo I'm a slut.
Guy 1: No, you're just a niggerbamps.

Guy 1: I don't think we need another example, man.
Guy 2: No, three's the charm, niggerbamps!

niggerbamps by negrobamps May 8, 2008

niggerlaster

The last “Nigga” alive

That Niggerlaster survived

niggerlaster by OiBurtis December 25, 2022

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niggerballs

balls that blend into the dark like niggers

r u playing with niggerballs

niggerballs by slaveowner123 May 15, 2021

Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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