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nigger job 

A menial task, usu. a particular duty rather than one's entire job
I love being a bartender; I just hate taking out the trash, cleaning the shit and come out the men's room, and all the other nigger jobs I have to do after closing.
nigger job by nappy pappy April 27, 2008

Niggerbob Crackpants 

One of the best cartoon characters of all. Just love the theme music. Enjoy it below.
Are you ready niggs?... Fo Sho Cap'n.... I can't fuckin hear you!... Fo Sho Cap'n... Ooooooooooo... Who lives in that box under the tree?... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Smelly and black and poorest is he... Niggerbob Crackpants!... If smokin crack and playin dice is something you wish... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Running from cops and smelling like fish... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Ready?... Niggerbob Crackpants... Niggerbob Crackpants... Niggerbob Crankpants... Niggerboooooooob Crackpaaaaasants... Oh Nigg,Nigg,Nigg... (flute music)

niggermobile 

Any low quality, rust challenged, Caddy or Lincoln with carpeted dash and whitewalls. Typical driver exhibits the the following; 2 or more priors, outstanding warrant, no insurance, no valid driver's license, illegal substances in the glove box, between jobs, responsible for one or more illegitimate children, currently not paying child support.
S'up dawg, peep JJ's phat niggermobile.
niggermobile by kgbjeb April 16, 2006

Niggermobile 

The car used when black people are hungover/drunk. Usually you see them with a gun, or with a knife. Theres usually about 5 to 6 black people in the car at one time. The only word cops usually hear out of them is nigga and niggaz.
J'lil) "what the hell happened to my niggermobile!"

Bobisha) "Oh nothin me and the nigs just took it for a "wild" ride last night"

J'lil) "Oh thats fine well just go steal another one tomorrow."
Niggermobile by Sha-Nay-Nay Obama January 29, 2010

niggerobics 

Running from the cops
Nigga I got my Niggerobics done early in dis motha fucka.
niggerobics by Jewsephus April 26, 2009

niggermobile 

a car that has been 'pimped' out with chrome rims(usually spinners, too)and has marijuana or cocain hidden inside the glove box along with an old banana peel and a screw driver. There is usually "skeet" stains in the back seat, so if a black personn asks you if you need a ride, either decline or if you are that desperate, request to sit in the front seat, or you will get aids.
Hey man, look at that niggermobile rollin' outta Harlem!
niggermobile by Redneck Woman66613 February 12, 2006
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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