I love being a bartender; I just hate taking out the trash, cleaning the shit and come out the men's room, and all the other nigger jobs I have to do after closing.
Are you ready niggs?... Fo Sho Cap'n.... I can't fuckin hear you!... Fo Sho Cap'n... Ooooooooooo... Who lives in that box under the tree?... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Smelly and black and poorest is he... Niggerbob Crackpants!... If smokin crack and playin dice is something you wish... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Running from cops and smelling like fish... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Ready?... Niggerbob Crackpants... Niggerbob Crackpants... Niggerbob Crankpants... Niggerboooooooob Crackpaaaaasants... Oh Nigg,Nigg,Nigg... (flute music)
Any low quality, rust challenged, Caddy or Lincoln with carpeted dash and whitewalls. Typical driver exhibits the the following; 2 or more priors, outstanding warrant, no insurance, no valid driver's license, illegal substances in the glove box, between jobs, responsible for one or more illegitimate children, currently not paying child support.
The car used when black people are hungover/drunk. Usually you see them with a gun, or with a knife. Theres usually about 5 to 6 black peoplein the car at one time. The only word cops usually hear out of them is nigga and niggaz.
a car that has been 'pimped' out with chrome rims(usually spinners, too)and has marijuana or cocain hidden inside the glove box along with an old banana peel and a screw driver. There is usually "skeet" stains in the back seat, so if a black personn asks you if you need a ride, either decline or if you are that desperate, request to sit in the front seat, or you will get aids.