11 definitions by nappy pappy

The portrayal of a confrontational, angry, violent, radical, or otherwise potent person as if he were harmless and benevolent
Martin Luther King, Jr., was a radical leader, but the santaclausification he gets in the media makes young people think he was nothing more than the black Santa Claus.
by nappy pappy April 27, 2008
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Adj., a Contemporary Christian Music (also called CCM) song that means to appeal to an audience outside of typical listeners of CCM by replacing "Jesus" with "You" in hopes of making the Christian content of the song less obvious to non-Christian listeners.
Creed pisses me off. They try to sound like a genuine effect of American counterculture, but it's just a bunch of Jesus-is-my-girlfriend music that Christians think is cowardly and non-believers see right through.
by nappy pappy May 5, 2008
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A bad romance novel devoid of any merit and containing eroticism that appeals only to shallow women
She's an avid reader, but all she reads are vibrator books
by nappy pappy May 3, 2008
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A name that's so bad that only a teenager would give it to a child without considering the effect on the child
Guy #1: I've got a date with Jyllyn Dakota Hunter Dunn tomorrow.
Guy #2: What is she, a stripper?
Guy #1: Don't be like that; she's cool. It's not her fault she's got a teen-pregnancy name.
by nappy pappy May 8, 2008
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N., a statement that sounds like a compliment but, the more you think about it, the more it stings like an insult. So named because, like a jellyfish, you don't feel it at first, but the longer you leave it on, the more it stings.
Chick #1: She was like, "You actually look nice today," and I was like, "Thanks." But then I'm like, what the fuck was the purpose of "actually"? Was she saying I don't usually look nice?
Chick #2: She said a total jellyfish to you, bitch.
by nappy pappy April 27, 2008
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Sushi made of jew food, such as lox, cream cheese, and so on.
Q. Would you like some smoked salmon and cream cheese sushi?
A. Fuck no! I ain't eating that Jewshi bullshit!
by nappy pappy May 2, 2008
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The act of going down to the ghetto, grabbing a couple of niggers, putting them into one's trunk, and driving to Alabama to sell them to some redneck pig fuckers for use as forced labor on their cotton farms
Shit, man, I'm out of crack money. Looks like I'm going to have to go on another nigger run.
by nappy pappy April 27, 2008
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