11 definitions by nappy pappy
The portrayal of a confrontational, angry, violent, radical, or otherwise potent person as if he were harmless and benevolent
Martin Luther King, Jr., was a radical leader, but the santaclausification he gets in the media makes young people think he was nothing more than the black Santa Claus.
by nappy pappy April 27, 2008
Adj., a Contemporary Christian Music (also called CCM) song that means to appeal to an audience outside of typical listeners of CCM by replacing "Jesus" with "You" in hopes of making the Christian content of the song less obvious to non-Christian listeners.
Creed pisses me off. They try to sound like a genuine effect of American counterculture, but it's just a bunch of Jesus-is-my-girlfriend music that Christians think is cowardly and non-believers see right through.
by nappy pappy May 5, 2008
by nappy pappy May 3, 2008
A name that's so bad that only a teenager would give it to a child without considering the effect on the child
Guy #1: I've got a date with Jyllyn Dakota Hunter Dunn tomorrow.
Guy #2: What is she, a stripper?
Guy #1: Don't be like that; she's cool. It's not her fault she's got a teen-pregnancy name.
Guy #2: What is she, a stripper?
Guy #1: Don't be like that; she's cool. It's not her fault she's got a teen-pregnancy name.
by nappy pappy May 8, 2008
N., a statement that sounds like a compliment but, the more you think about it, the more it stings like an insult. So named because, like a jellyfish, you don't feel it at first, but the longer you leave it on, the more it stings.
Chick #1: She was like, "You actually look nice today," and I was like, "Thanks." But then I'm like, what the fuck was the purpose of "actually"? Was she saying I don't usually look nice?
Chick #2: She said a total jellyfish to you, bitch.
Chick #2: She said a total jellyfish to you, bitch.
by nappy pappy April 27, 2008
Someone who is so fucked up that "cocksucker" is too rational for them, they have to do something irrational like drink the fucking cock
And then they came to my front door and woke me up on Saturday morning to try to convert me to Mormonism, so I whipped out my dick and pissed all over them. Cockdrinkers.
by nappy pappy May 2, 2008
rednecks who fuck pigs, not to be confused with rednecks who don't fuck pigs or pigfuckers who aren't rednecks
The barn party was kicking ass until some redneck pig fuckers showed up and fucked all of our pigs.
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Ben fucks pigs, but he's not a redneck pig fucker -- he's just a sick fuck.
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Ben fucks pigs, but he's not a redneck pig fucker -- he's just a sick fuck.
by nappy pappy April 27, 2008