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Nigerian Monkey Pox 

A very contagious disease which makes the victim weak, bed-ridden and nearly unable to speak.
I'm sorry Mr. Jimmy Rebel sir, Mr. Uncle Ruckus, he caught the Nigerian Monkey Pox

Nigerian Monkey Buns 

The birth place of Timmy Longwiener, The australian drawn penis.
"Where is timmy born?"
kyle-"Nigerian monkey buns!"

black nigerian fufu monkey 

A black tiktoker gobbled up his nigerian fufu like it is someone is going to steal it.

Because the fact that it was just finished cooking, steam were coming out of his mouth as he eats the fufu.
"bro stop eating like a black nigerian fufu monkey"
black nigerian fufu monkey by Junchie December 12, 2022

nigerian jungle monkey 

A Nigerian jungle monkey is a derogatory word for nigger
Hey that girl looks like a Nigerian jungle monkey

nigerian battle monkey

A very annoying black person from Nigeria that looks like a monkey and is always trying to start shit.
Nigger: Come at me bro. Fight me

Me: Shut up you Nigerian Battle Monkey!
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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