Frying Nemo — A PARENT’
S REVENGE!!!!!
If you have
children in your life; then you understand that once they love a Pixar or Disney movie, you
will end up watching that movie 1,000,000 times.
YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET EITHER THE SONGS OR THE DIALOGUE OUT OF YOUR HEAD.
So to gently persuade the
children to watch another movie; or. to perhaps go outside and play; you might try cooking fish sticks or fish fillets after they watch Finding Nemo ONE TOO MANY MOTHERFUCKING TIMES!!!!!!!!!
And for the sake of argument you might call dinner: “Frying Nemo”. You know, to insert a psychological pry bar into their little heads.
If you watch
children’s movies closely — which you ultimately end up doing whether you want it or not — you
will see that there is always a wonderful darkness that can be exploited and projected at the
child to separate their psyche from an over played movie.
You got to get them to:
…Let it go, let it go
Can't stand this movie anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn is off or I’ll slam the
door
I don't care what they're going to say
Turn that movie off and the ballgame on
Tears don’t bother me anyway
LET IT GO!!!!!!!!
Now I feel better!!!!
…and kids, after we watch
Finding Nemo FOR THE 1,000,000th
time we can have fish fillet and fish
sticks for dinner. Hey, I have an idea Let’s call dinner: Frying Nemo!!!!!!!
