1 definition by Third Eye Brown
The condition characterized by hyper-sensitivity to the human male nipples.
Usually caused by overstimulation during chronic masterbation.
Treatment: petroleum jelly and adhesive bandages.
Prevention: limit access to masterbatory time by seeking employment and/or donate personal time to masterbating other people.
Usually caused by overstimulation during chronic masterbation.
Treatment: petroleum jelly and adhesive bandages.
Prevention: limit access to masterbatory time by seeking employment and/or donate personal time to masterbating other people.
"I had to take my shirt off at Walmart because my tender nibblets started to bleed though my shirt. I'm glad I wasn't the only one!"
by Third Eye Brown April 19, 2015