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Next Day Shits 

The act of taking a large dump or having diarrhea after a night of heavy drinking. Also known as NDS for short.
Guy 1 - "Dude, after last nights party I got the worst Next Day Shits today."
Guy 2 - "Aw man I hate NDS."
Next Day Shits by Jme9589 January 18, 2011

Next Day Bitch

Failure to follow through on promises and/or statements made the previous night as a result of being under the influence of a mind-altering substance.
FRIEND 1: "You ready to do this man." FRIEND 2: Ahhh man, I mean...I thought we were just bullshittin'." FRIEND 1: YOOOUUU next day bitch!
Next Day Bitch by Zerofallacy December 24, 2014

Next Day Wrinkles

Next day wrinkles are wrinkles that appear on your face after a night of hard laughing your ass off.
I’m so glad I realized how funny Donald Trump actually is. Can you imagine hanging out with him while intoxicated? I know I’d wake up with Next Day Wrinkles.

next day newsie 

the people who find out about the dirt or what everyone is talking about the day after everyone else does and asks everyone annoying questions that have already been answered.
Alan: Did you hear about what happened at the party this weekend?
Joe: We were all there but you dumbass.

Dan: What a next day newsie

Next Day Shakes 

The Jitters and shakes followed by a big session or long weekend of drinking. The only cure is to start drinking again or just suck it up and hope you make it through the day.
Ahh man! I’m fucking dying, What was I drinking last night!?… I’ve got some major next day shakes!
Next Day Shakes by Raye Gunn February 14, 2023

next day nigger 

When someone doesn't respond to a message, particularly pertaining to snapchat, until the next day. And you have no idea what they are talking about.
"My dad just next day niggered me on snapchat and I have no idea WTF he's talking about."