English slang deriving from the expression pissed as a newt. It, along with the expression from which it is derived, is used to described someone who has enjoyed more alcoholic refreshment than is good for them. This has left them inebriated to the extent that they fail to recognise themselves in a mirror and have lost perspective, decency and bladder control.

“Malcolm got newted at the office do and called the boss a monkey fucking turd face!”
“Did he get potted?”
“No, the boss was even more newted than Malcolm.”

Newted by AKACroatalin December 15, 2016

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newtsexual

Someone who is in love with Newt from The Maze Runner series.

person1: Hey whats your sexuality again?
person2: Oh im Newtsexual, meaning im in love with Newt from TMR series!

newtsexual by Edmund Pevensie December 29, 2020

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newtsexual

Being totally and utterly Inlove with newt from the maze runner.

Thomas: I think I’m Inlove with newt!!
Teresa: That means your Newtsexual!

newtsexual by Ilovethemazerunner December 30, 2020

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Nettie

A beautiful and angelic girl with high intellect. She will do anything for anyone she loves. She’s very loyal and will always be there for you no matter what. But, if you get on her bad side you should definitely look out. She always has high marks and is Kind to anyone she meets.

“She’s such a Nettie!”

Nettie by jewelsweetie November 21, 2018

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