new rules 

The rules you create to get over a breakup.

1. Don't pick up the phone. You know she's/he's only calling 'cus he's/she's drunk and alone.
2. Don't let him/her in. You'll have to kick him/her out again.
3. Don't be his/her friend. You know you're gunna wake up in his/her bed in the morning.
4. If you're under him/her, you ain't getting over them.

Dua Lipa: "I've got new rules, I count them."

new rules by P@ttern August 15, 2017

New Rules Of The Internet 

A remake of the rules of the internet, made to better fit today.

If the rule is changed example one:
1. please explain this joke I don’t get it
2. New rule 12
1. Wat?
2. Look up new rules of the internet

If the rule is the same as the regular rules of the internet example 2:
1. Do you know any porn of this?
2. I’m not that into it, but try to add rule 34
1. Nothing…..
2. Rule 35

1. Oh.

New Rules Of The Internet by You’reasimp June 12, 2021

Rules of New Years 

You must:
1: watch
2: kiss
3: ????
4: PROFIT

Kelsey: "kissing isn't a rule on New Years"
Chris: "Kissing is the 3rd rule in the Rules of New Years"

Rules of New Years by Failbait July 11, 2010

New Rule of Thumb 

The new rule of thumb is the publicly sanctioned male violence against women that do not comply with the current ideology. The Biden administration has exacerbated this by claiming attacks on certain groups.

Swimmer Riley Gaines just got assaulted by a male for speaking up about women’s rights. This day and age, the new rule of thumb allows males to beat women for speaking.

New Rule of Thumb by Le11223344 April 7, 2023

New Rule of Thumb 

The new rule of thumb is the publicly sanctioned male violence against women that do not comply with the current ideology. The Biden administration has exacerbated this by claiming attacks on certain groups.

Swimmer Riley Gaines just got assaulted by a male for speaking up about women’s rights. This day and age, the new rule of thumb allows women to be savagely beaten by males for speaking up.

New Rule of Thumb by anonymous April 7, 2023

New rule 

It’s now illegal to wear any other coloured eyeliner than black!!

NEW RULE ::Have you heard that any other Coloured eyeliner than black is banned? , :: omg what?? I love my eyeliner

New rule by tt:: @..charsswirls February 16, 2022

New life rule 

A community-made rule common in almost all RP servers in the popular standalone mod Garry's Mod

Each time you die you start a new life--all your previous memories are lost.

It is the most important Roleplaying rule of them all, it is what keeps the game at RP level. It would not be fun if a crook kills a cop and that same cop returns over and over again.

Though a lot of admins and players have problems making MingeBags understand and follow this rule.

*Cop knocks down door* "HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT MY HIDEOUT? NEW LIFE RULE DUDE"

New life rule by Glazastik June 6, 2010