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the best online computer shop! they not only offer a huge variety of goods -- including even the crappy apple stuff -- but also an excellent service!

best quality!
best prices!
best shipping & handling!

what else could one ask for from his/her computer shop?
a: man, you need to get yourself a new computer. this one you are using is like a freaking calculator!
b: hey, take it easy man, i am working on it. i ordered my motherboard and cpu from newegg.com the other day.
a: sweet!
newegg by alperthereal February 10, 2004

newegged 

The act of useing Newegg.com to look up something or to buy something. See googled
I just newegged a new HDD.
newegged by Findilis March 2, 2009

newegg.com/ssd 

In the game Rainbow Six Siege, this phrase may be used in chat to tell that one bitch who takes forever to load in to buy a solid state drive, which don't take as long to load.
*p3n1s69 takes forever to load in*

dickhead420: "newegg.com/ssd"
newegg.com/ssd by ajschlem January 6, 2019
A freshly laid egg.

Ant: bad egg
The best eggs come straight from the chicken, I love a newegg in the morning.
newegg by robcraine December 28, 2005

Newegg.com

The website that thinks people are STUPID enough to buy a $50 item for $200!!!!!!
Bro...… Don't buy things from the newegg.com.......
Newegg.com by Newkidonthedictionary December 7, 2020
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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