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by alperthereal February 10, 2004
Get the unlmug. keira knightley is an 18-year-old upcoming and successful british actress.
contrary to her looks in a couple of her movies, keira is a natural brunette. she has a lovely face, perfect body, and positively the greatest piece of abs. last but not least, she is the -- da -- person who makes british accent sound lovelier than ever.
some of her most popular movies are as follows:
princess of thieves (2001)
the hole (2001)
bend it like beckham (2002)
pirates of the caribbean: the curse of the black pearl (2003)
love actually (2003)
king arthur (2004)
the jacket (2005) future production
tulip fever (2004) future production
pirates of the caribbean sequel (2006) future production
contrary to her looks in a couple of her movies, keira is a natural brunette. she has a lovely face, perfect body, and positively the greatest piece of abs. last but not least, she is the -- da -- person who makes british accent sound lovelier than ever.
some of her most popular movies are as follows:
princess of thieves (2001)
the hole (2001)
bend it like beckham (2002)
pirates of the caribbean: the curse of the black pearl (2003)
love actually (2003)
king arthur (2004)
the jacket (2005) future production
tulip fever (2004) future production
pirates of the caribbean sequel (2006) future production
a: is that keira knightley in the picture up there?
b: yea, it is.
a: woah, it is signed!
b: yep.
a: fuck me! it is inscribed to your name!
b: yep.
a: lucky bastard!
b: yea, it is.
a: woah, it is signed!
b: yep.
a: fuck me! it is inscribed to your name!
b: yep.
a: lucky bastard!
by alperthereal February 10, 2004
Get the keira knightleymug. a high-end graphing calculator from Texas Instruments capable of 3D graphing, computing definite and indefinite integrals and derivates among with numerous useful features.
a: did you get that second problem from last night's homework?
b: yea, of course.
a: how? we didn't learn how to integrate logarithmic functions yet!
b: we didn't but my ti89 did!
a: you bastard!
b: yea, of course.
a: how? we didn't learn how to integrate logarithmic functions yet!
b: we didn't but my ti89 did!
a: you bastard!
by alperthereal February 10, 2004
Get the ti89mug. abbreviation standing for end-user license agreement.
it is a legal contract between the user and the author of a software. eula describes all the details regarding how the software could be used.
it is a legal contract between the user and the author of a software. eula describes all the details regarding how the software could be used.
two friends installing windows xp...
a: woah, man, wait, why did you click next? you didn't even read it?
b: ah, come on! it was the eula crap. who reads them anyway?!
a: woah, man, wait, why did you click next? you didn't even read it?
b: ah, come on! it was the eula crap. who reads them anyway?!
by alperthereal February 10, 2004
Get the eulamug. the best online computer shop! they not only offer a huge variety of goods -- including even the crappy apple stuff -- but also an excellent service!
best quality!
best prices!
best shipping & handling!
what else could one ask for from his/her computer shop?
best quality!
best prices!
best shipping & handling!
what else could one ask for from his/her computer shop?
a: man, you need to get yourself a new computer. this one you are using is like a freaking calculator!
b: hey, take it easy man, i am working on it. i ordered my motherboard and cpu from newegg.com the other day.
a: sweet!
b: hey, take it easy man, i am working on it. i ordered my motherboard and cpu from newegg.com the other day.
a: sweet!
by alperthereal February 10, 2004
Get the neweggmug. by alperthereal February 10, 2004
Get the antiderivativemug. famous line by Captain Jack Sparrow Johnny Depp from the Disney 2003 summer blockbuster Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.
Sparrow asks this rahter rhetorical question to Miss Elizabeth Swann Keira Knightley when she starts burning all the rum to make a signal for the British Navy so that she and Sparrow could be rescued.
Sparrow asks this rahter rhetorical question to Miss Elizabeth Swann Keira Knightley when she starts burning all the rum to make a signal for the British Navy so that she and Sparrow could be rescued.
a: What do you think the most memorable line of the year is?
b: 'Why is the rum gone?' by Captain Jack Sparrow of course!
b: 'Why is the rum gone?' by Captain Jack Sparrow of course!
by alperthereal February 10, 2004
Get the why is the rum gonemug.