14 definitions by alperthereal

the best online computer shop! they not only offer a huge variety of goods -- including even the crappy apple stuff -- but also an excellent service!

best quality!
best prices!
best shipping & handling!

what else could one ask for from his/her computer shop?
a: man, you need to get yourself a new computer. this one you are using is like a freaking calculator!
b: hey, take it easy man, i am working on it. i ordered my motherboard and cpu from newegg.com the other day.
a: sweet!
by alperthereal February 10, 2004
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a: what the heck is megook?
b: umm, that's what koreans call americans.
by alperthereal February 10, 2004
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keira knightley is an 18-year-old upcoming and successful british actress.

contrary to her looks in a couple of her movies, keira is a natural brunette. she has a lovely face, perfect body, and positively the greatest piece of abs. last but not least, she is the -- da -- person who makes british accent sound lovelier than ever.

some of her most popular movies are as follows:

princess of thieves (2001)
the hole (2001)
bend it like beckham (2002)
pirates of the caribbean: the curse of the black pearl (2003)
love actually (2003)
king arthur (2004)
the jacket (2005) future production
tulip fever (2004) future production
pirates of the caribbean sequel (2006) future production
a: is that keira knightley in the picture up there?
b: yea, it is.
a: woah, it is signed!
b: yep.
a: fuck me! it is inscribed to your name!
b: yep.
a: lucky bastard!
by alperthereal February 11, 2004
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keira knightley is an 18-year-old upcoming and successful british actress.

contrary to her looks in a couple of her movies, keira is a natural brunette. she has a lovely face, perfect body, and positively the greatest piece of abs. last but not least, she is the -- da -- person who makes british accent sound lovelier than ever.

some of her most popular movies are as follows:

princess of thieves (2001)
the hole (2001)
bend it like beckham (2002)
pirates of the caribbean: the curse of the black pearl (2003)
love actually (2003)
king arthur (2004)
the jacket (2005) future production
tulip fever (2004) future production
pirates of the caribbean sequel (2006) future production
a: is that keira knightley in the picture up there?
b: yea, it is.
a: woah, it is signed!
b: yep.
a: fuck me! it is inscribed to your name!
b: yep.
a: lucky bastard!
by alperthereal February 11, 2004
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abbreviation standing for end-user license agreement.

it is a legal contract between the user and the author of a software. eula describes all the details regarding how the software could be used.
two friends installing windows xp...

a: woah, man, wait, why did you click next? you didn't even read it?
b: ah, come on! it was the eula crap. who reads them anyway?!
by alperthereal February 11, 2004
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arthritic logic unit aka arithmetic logic unit.

see above for an extended definition.
a: are you in cse230?
b: yea, why?
a: what the heck is alu?
b: it stands for arhritic logic unit; but, people usually use arithmetic logic unit.
by alperthereal February 11, 2004
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