14 definitions by alperthereal

keira knightley is an 18-year-old upcoming and successful british actress.

contrary to her looks in a couple of her movies, keira is a natural brunette. she has a lovely face, perfect body, and positively the greatest piece of abs. last but not least, she is the -- da -- person who makes british accent sound lovelier than ever.

some of her most popular movies are as follows:

princess of thieves (2001)
the hole (2001)
bend it like beckham (2002)
pirates of the caribbean: the curse of the black pearl (2003)
love actually (2003)
king arthur (2004)
the jacket (2005) future production
tulip fever (2004) future production
pirates of the caribbean sequel (2006) future production
a: is that keira knightley in the picture up there?
b: yea, it is.
a: woah, it is signed!
b: yep.
a: fuck me! it is inscribed to your name!
b: yep.
a: lucky bastard!
by alperthereal February 11, 2004
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french expression that is rather famous in english and other languages.

it means "it is the life."

can also be trasnlated into english as:
- "that's life"
- "oh well, shit happens"
a: man! i can't believe we lost by 18 goals!
b: get over it! c'est la vie!
by alperthereal February 10, 2004
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arthritic logic unit aka arithmetic logic unit.

see above for an extended definition.
a: are you in cse230?
b: yea, why?
a: what the heck is alu?
b: it stands for arhritic logic unit; but, people usually use arithmetic logic unit.
by alperthereal February 11, 2004
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a recently developed and released "next generation" internet browser from the developers of mozilla browser. it brings you tab browsing and pop-up blocking technology and a high-speed internet browsing experience.
a: are you still using that crappy ol' internet explorer?
b: yea, why?
a: dude, just stop using it! download mozilla or firebird from mozilla.org and you will see what internet surfing really means!
b: ok, whatever.
by alperthereal February 11, 2004
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famous line by Captain Jack Sparrow Johnny Depp from the Disney 2003 summer blockbuster Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.

Sparrow asks this rahter rhetorical question to Miss Elizabeth Swann Keira Knightley when she starts burning all the rum to make a signal for the British Navy so that she and Sparrow could be rescued.
a: What do you think the most memorable line of the year is?
b: 'Why is the rum gone?' by Captain Jack Sparrow of course!
by alperthereal February 10, 2004
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a high-end graphing calculator from Texas Instruments capable of 3D graphing, computing definite and indefinite integrals and derivates among with numerous useful features.
a: did you get that second problem from last night's homework?
b: yea, of course.
a: how? we didn't learn how to integrate logarithmic functions yet!
b: we didn't but my ti89 did!
a: you bastard!
by alperthereal February 10, 2004
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a: what the heck is megook?
b: umm, that's what koreans call americans.
by alperthereal February 10, 2004
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