new born 

feeling blahh. As if you don't know what's going on, and or, what's wrong.

"im feeling like a new born"
"why?"
"i dont know, something just seems off"

new born by One weeks worth April 22, 2010

new born 

A new born is both someone who has just recently been born, or someone who has just started reading the Twilight Saga and is now hooked and craving for more

Person #1: What's wrong with her?
Person #2: New Born.
Person #1: Ahhhh...

new born by MsBenzadrine May 15, 2009

New born 

1. Young
2. In slang a Dumb person
3. New baby

1. Oh your just a new born
2. What are you doing New born!
3. New borns are hard

New born by 459395 April 10, 2023

new-born giraffe 

This guy that plays pickup basketball who runs and plays out of control...totally uncoordinated and appears as if he will hurt himself or others at any time.

This guy is completely and utterly uncoordinated. He's a total new-born giraffe

new-born giraffe by The CT July 25, 2008

New born horsed 

South African slang for getting very drunk or high

Tonight we’re gonna get new born horsed.

New born horsed by Deringian May 12, 2020

softer than the fur on a new born colt 

slang for describing a womans incredibly soft skin.

Her skin is softer than the fur on a new born colt.

softer than the fur on a new born colt by get gettin November 18, 2015

seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids 

you probably got this from an ad didnt you

you:seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids
some random dude:and...
you:idk didnt think id get this far

seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids by hoiyah ur mum April 26, 2022