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new born 

A new born is both someone who has just recently been born, or someone who has just started reading the Twilight Saga and is now hooked and craving for more
Person #1: What's wrong with her?
Person #2: New Born.
Person #1: Ahhhh...
new born by MsBenzadrine May 15, 2009

New born 

1. Young
2. In slang a Dumb person
3. New baby
1. Oh your just a new born
2. What are you doing New born!
3. New borns are hard
New born by 459395 April 10, 2023

new-born giraffe 

This guy that plays pickup basketball who runs and plays out of control...totally uncoordinated and appears as if he will hurt himself or others at any time.
This guy is completely and utterly uncoordinated. He's a total new-born giraffe
new-born giraffe by The CT July 25, 2008

New born horsed 

South African slang for getting very drunk or high
Tonight we’re gonna get new born horsed.

softer than the fur on a new born colt 

slang for describing a womans incredibly soft skin.
Her skin is softer than the fur on a new born colt.

seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids 

you probably got this from an ad didnt you
you:seniors born before 1962 are now eligible for new hearing aids
some random dude:and...
you:idk didnt think id get this far
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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