New Ass 

New - That which is not old.
Ass - Something for everone to pound on.

New Ass - Someone that is not old and is there for everyone to enjoy pounding.

He has become the New Ass around here!

New Ass by Somerti Tenaniam October 28, 2004

im going to rip you a new ass hole 

when you say "im going to rip you a new ass hole" you basicaly are saying u want to KILL SOMEONE!! its the same thing as that... basicaly "im going to rip you a new ass hole " means IM FUCKING PISSED OFF!!! SO GO MOTHER FUCKIN DIE YOU ASS HOLE LICKING UNCLE FUCKING ARSE EATING ANAL SEX LOVING HOMO-SUCKING ^(&$(&^$(&^$(^&^(&%^*%&^**^%(^&(^& (CENCORED) (CENCORED) (CENCORED)

TEACHER: did u dew ur home workz^^? STUDENT: ummm....nuuu>.< TEACHER:Im GOING TO RIP YOU A NEW ASS HOLE MUTHA (CENCORED) U GET AN F- FOR THE WHOLE DAY!!

im going to rip you a new ass hole by RRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPEEEEEEEEE October 29, 2009

The New Mexican Ass Blast

When you’re eating a guys ass after eating Green Chile, then vomit in his hole. He then shits it out into a cup and it is eaten.

Person 1: I gave him the The New Mexican Ass Blast last night!

Person 2: I wish somebody would let me do that.

The New Mexican Ass Blast by Edward Santiago Brown May 6, 2025

Crusty no new shirt havin ass 

When your name is evan and you wear the same shirt for 3 weeks at work with the same brown stain and stink like a hobo.

Yo, that dickhead evan is a crusty no new shirt havin ass.

Crusty no new shirt havin ass by NiggaT87 August 2, 2019

A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ

When someone takes a cock and shoves it so far up your ass your body recognizes it as a new organ.

Dude 1: I read the book A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ.\
Dude 2: Yeah man A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ is a good book

A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ by Senapi April 21, 2021

tear you a new asshole 

tear you a new asshole to be beaten senseless or near death to the point of not being able to fight back

man your girlfriend is so ugly and is going to have an ugly baby

dude, you better shut up about my girlfriend and our baby or I'm going to tear you a new asshole

man are you threatening me

yes man you better back off

ok man I get you

tear you a new asshole by littlejimmie November 22, 2019

rip a new asshole 

1. to have words with, to reprimand, to set the reord straight, to “own” (a figurative threat)
2. to whoop somebody (semi-literal threat)
3. what a bad mofo does who intends to do something really bad to someone's hiney or asshole. (literal threat)
4. what the other guys do to you when you drop a bar of soap in the shower in prison

I told my son that I was going to come after his wife for disrespecting my mother, to rip a new asshole if she didn't send the girls dance pictures like she promised us.

rip a new asshole by ana unum aka queen latrine January 21, 2007