1. to have words with, to reprimand, to set the reord straight, to “own” (a figurative threat)
2. to whoop somebody (semi-literal threat)
3. what a bad mofo does who intends to do something really bad to someone's hiney or asshole. (literal threat)
4. what the other guys do to you when you drop a bar of soap in the shower in prison
I told my son that I was going to come after his wife for disrespecting my mother, to rip a new asshole if she didn't send the girls dance pictures like she promised us.

by ana unum aka queen latrine January 22, 2007
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1. to have words with, to reprimand (a figurative and hollow threat)
2. mofos who intend to do something really bad to someone's hiney or asshole. (literal threat)
I scolded my son and said that I was going to come after his wife and rip a new asshole for disrespecting me and my mother if she didn't send the girls dance pictures like she promised.
by ana unum aka queen latrine January 21, 2007
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the act of receiving a larger orifice next to the original rectum through the process of raging ripping.
Person 1: Hey, how'd you like the book I lent you?

Person 2: I really liked the part when Satan came up to you and ripped a new asshole.

Person 1: Oh yeah. That was my favorite part as well.
by LickNeandro December 21, 2011
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A very odd expression for the act of telling someone off.
Say that to my face and I'll rip you a new asshole.
by Wizlet April 4, 2014
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To call someone out in terms of an argument ; to call someone out for their words.
"They're being such a bitch and spreading rumors. I'm about to rip them a new asshole."
by rileyb1318 February 17, 2018
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when you bitch someone out to the point that they poop themselves so big it rips a new asshole
He said I was manipulative which is CRAZY so, I ripped him a new asshole
by soapythebitch January 29, 2018
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